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View Poll Results: Would you be brave enough to slowly roast another human being so you yourself might survive ?
Yes i`d eat someone, especially if it was a woman aged between 19 to 25 . 153 74.27%
No because i am weak willed . 23 11.17%
I don`t understand the question , or why somebody as obviously warped as you ever became a Mod ? 30 14.56%
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Old 03-13-2012, 03:24 PM   #1
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Arrow Cannibalism , Well, Would You ?

Ok picture it

The plane you`re on has crashed in the middle of nowhere

No not in Birmingham or Hull , i mean nowhere with any access to foodstuffs .

All you see when you stumbled shaky legged out of the wreckage is a desert , or a frosty landscape ( Which granted almost brings us back to Hull) .

You go check the supplies and discover only packets of peanuts and several hundred servings of typical airline food .

I know

Lets be honest , you`re screwed

Then you notice Mr Blatt ( A name chosen impurely at random) , the slightly overweight man who seem`s to be gravely injured.

Ok so it`s a paper cut , but needs must right

Could you cook (As hey we`re not savages) and eat one ( Then eventually all) of your fellow passengers

Look before you all droolingly rush to answer , remember these people are civilians ok.

They`re not forum members

Plus you`re hungry.



Or at least will be by the time you`ve clubbed (Simply to tenderise ) one of the passengers to death , made a marinade (Out of something ) and slowly cooked (Never forgetting to regularly bast) over a roaring Mmmmmm fire



Anyway in answer to my own question....

Well yes , yes i would.

Which is one of the reasons i never travel internationally without taking hand luggage that mainly consists of spices and several jars of apple sauce




So what about you

Would you be able to make the supreme sacrifice ( As in sacrificing someone else) to ensure you lived that bit longer ?

As i said before , remember you are a V.E.T member , one of the chosen


So would you , could you
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Old 03-13-2012, 03:30 PM   #2
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I wouldn't kill a person for food, but I'd eat an already dead person if I had convinced myself that I wouldn't otherwise survive.

I think.

But this is probably one of those "gotta be there" questions to really know what you would do.
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Old 03-13-2012, 03:33 PM   #3
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Why wait for a plane crash ?
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I wouldn't kill a person for food, but I'd eat an already dead person if I had convinced myself that I wouldn't otherwise survive.

I think.

But this is probably one of those "gotta be there" questions to really know what you would do.
I appreciate your wise words fellow member and possible fellow diner of long pig

But sometimes people don`t die as quickly as you or your stomach might wish.

Still i must admit i`m kinda hungry right now at the time of starting this tasteful thread , so if i`d waited until i`d eaten Jude , i mean food i may have been a little less likely to mention the " Murder" option

Just if nobody had died and you were beginning to feel a tad peck-ish , well


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Why wait for a plane crash ?

Now that`s what i`m typing about


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OUCH!

But if you wrapped each of those little bits in bacon, you'd probably have a tasty snack.
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I could definitely kill somebody.

I definitely eat.

It stands to reason that I could eat somebody, especially in a plane crash scenario. Hey if I go first, cook me up & dig in. Why not? Even if you choose to eat my penis, it's cool with me. It spits, but it doesn't spit fire. Mostly because I haven't contracted herpes so far. Anyway, if contestants on Fear Factor can eat animal penises raw, then a cooked human penis might be tasty with a bit of mustard, relish or what have you.
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It stands to reason that I could eat somebody, especially in a plane crash scenario. Hey if I go first, cook me up & dig in. Why not? Even if you choose to eat my penis, it's cool with me. It spits, but it doesn't spit fire. Mostly because I haven't contracted herpes so far. Anyway, if contestants on Fear Factor can eat animal penises raw, then a cooked human penis might be tasty with a bit of mustard, relish or what have you.
Well even i must admit i`d pass on the genitals.

But then ma did always call me a picky eater


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Well even i must admit i`d pass on the genitals.

But then ma did always call me a picky eater




Yeah, i think I'd first take a chunk out of the butt region myself. Nothing but muscle there & I always enjoyed a good rump roast.

My mom always said the same thing about me being a picky eater too Brother Max, but I never knew if she meant I was too particular with my food, or whether I got caught with my finger up my nose too often.

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