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October 11th, 2018, 07:29 PM
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My wife asked me if she was the only one I'd ever been with.
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October 12th, 2018, 01:14 AM
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We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
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October 12th, 2018, 09:10 AM
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It was disappointing at last night's annual general meeting of the Constipation Society.
Not a single motion was passed. |
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October 12th, 2018, 11:13 AM
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Last week read that a banana a day helps keep your colon clean ,
Just wish they'd specified I was supposed to eat them. 
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October 12th, 2018, 11:51 AM
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October 12th, 2018, 12:49 PM
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Elton John is good on the piano ,
But he sucks on an organ. 
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October 13th, 2018, 08:24 AM
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What first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?
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October 13th, 2018, 01:12 PM
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I never liked going down to the sperm donor clinic. The place was just full of wankers.
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October 13th, 2018, 02:23 PM
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When it comes to ruining a punchline I've been there done that,
Got the tea cup. 
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October 13th, 2018, 04:01 PM
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As I lay there gazing at the heavens contemplating those infinite mysteries of our cosmos couldn't help but wonder ,
Where my tent had gone . 
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