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January 13th, 2019, 12:04 AM | #331 |
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"I see why your daughter can't cook either"
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January 14th, 2019, 01:15 AM | #332 |
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332. We Don't Need Your Opinions just blowjobs
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January 14th, 2019, 03:15 AM | #333 |
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Did I ever tell you that growing up I had a wet nurse and that you remind me of her from the neck down.
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January 15th, 2019, 01:36 AM | #334 |
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334. that outfit looked better on the mannequin
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January 15th, 2019, 09:43 AM | #335 |
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January 15th, 2019, 11:16 PM | #336 |
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336. remember beauty is just a light switch away
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January 17th, 2019, 05:55 PM | #337 |
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January 19th, 2019, 02:50 AM | #338 |
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338. need help working on your gag reflex
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January 19th, 2019, 03:56 AM | #339 |
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339. Beauty is only skin deep - but you appear to have yours on inside out.
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January 19th, 2019, 11:03 PM | #340 |
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340. how's it feel to be the only with balls in your house?
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