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June 6th, 2016, 05:39 PM	#21
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,764 Times in 7,170 Posts	22 Of course You can stay for lunch if you prepare the meal.

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June 7th, 2016, 04:17 PM	#22
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,764 Times in 7,170 Posts	23 Let's pretend we're lovers.

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June 12th, 2016, 03:09 PM	#23
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,798 Times in 60,322 Posts	24, So Umm, Do you shave ..... I meant your face __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 12th, 2016, 04:38 PM	#24
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,764 Times in 7,170 Posts	25 Dear .... telephone...! OK I take it :Allo? ... We just talked about you!! I used to tell your daughter how you were missing us .

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June 12th, 2016, 04:55 PM	#25
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	26 ~ Ok if my pet name for your daughter is afterbirth ?. Well because she looks like you for a start. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 12th, 2016, 05:07 PM	#26
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,764 Times in 7,170 Posts	27 Can you keep our dog while we are on holidays? I promise : I keep your husband when you will go too.

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June 12th, 2016, 05:08 PM	#27
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Well it was mothers day . 28 ~ Hey ugly bitch , how many middle fingers am I holding up ? __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 12th, 2016, 05:16 PM	#28
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,798 Times in 60,322 Posts	29 If your daughter looked half like you at your age, she'd weigh 220 lbs, and I can't handle that __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 12th, 2016, 05:50 PM	#29
rankman Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 50 Thanks: 304 Thanked 633 Times in 46 Posts	30. We'd love to have you stay over but we are letting the spare bedroom to a random homeless person. Last edited by rankman; June 13th, 2016 at 08:14 AM.. Reason: typo

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June 13th, 2016, 07:44 AM	#30
old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	31. Of course I can give you a lift home, get on the trailer with the stuff for the tip. __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

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