October 23rd, 2018, 03:09 PM | #321 |
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Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you You look like a Monkey And Belong in a zoo
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November 3rd, 2018, 06:30 PM | #322 |
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321. You know, your boobs are almost as good as your daughter's. But will her ass sag like yours when she's your age?
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November 13th, 2018, 01:37 AM | #323 |
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Is your daughter the benificiary of your life insurance? Just hold these two wires while I get a bucket of water.
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December 3rd, 2018, 11:15 PM | #324 |
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We are coming to your place at christmas; the mistletoe will be on my belt buckle
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December 5th, 2018, 03:39 AM | #325 |
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When was the last time that you were moist?
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December 9th, 2018, 12:52 AM | #326 |
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We are coming to your place for christmas; the mistletoe will be down the back of my trousers
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January 12th, 2019, 01:53 AM | #328 |
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I intend to remain faithful to your daughter so from now on it is blowjobs only.
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January 12th, 2019, 02:00 AM | #329 |
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329. Why exactly do you think it's okay to drop over unannounced?"
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No I can't believe she then insisted I leave straight away either Fellow Forum Fellas. What did she think I`d given her that big jar of industrial strength (Raspberry flavoured) lube for !
Have you ever done anal ?
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