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Old December 7th, 2018, 05:42 PM   #4321
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Estreeter wears wigs, makeup & lipstick, and goes in gay bars. He can't give up anal
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Old December 7th, 2018, 06:25 PM   #4322
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Everybody here has been signed up to appear in the official VEF pantomime next week...oh no they haven't!
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Only Palo5 and Estreeter. Have signedup. Oh yes they have.
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Old December 9th, 2018, 05:25 AM   #4324
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Everybody here is busy to find the right Christmas gifts for people they love. For example tmee2000 paid a thousand bucks to give Estreeter a rare photocopy of Springsteen's buttocks.
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Old December 11th, 2018, 08:51 PM   #4326
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Old December 14th, 2018, 07:23 PM   #4327
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Estreeter slides to a world where his double is a vegan and who shares the same views as xyzde69 on Communism.
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Estreeter slides to a world where his double is a vegan and who shares the same views as xyzde69 on Communism.


You clearly saw a parallel universe different from mine.
In mine Estreeter himself becomes the laziest and most depressed citizen of Slab Town.
When he's separated from his lovely car, he doesn't have to push his nature so hard.
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That's the way each Glen Quagmire's Christmas Night ends

What a huge drop of sperm and the skin of his penis is incredibly irritated.
His reputation of super wanker isn't overused. Santa Glen Quagmire always masturbates himself until the limits of his strength.
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That's not totally true, it was the Grand Tetons.





Chromax's inappropriate and not terribly historically accurate smoking in front of the Colosseum led to a fire that taxed the Roman fire brigade (Cohortes Vigilum)to the limit.


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