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January 13th, 2017, 03:51 PM	#1
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,747 Times in 7,170 Posts	Things not to say to your brother in law I did the mother. Next... 1 Who said you were a dumb? your mother?

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January 13th, 2017, 04:00 PM	#2
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,434 Times in 69,067 Posts	Well pardon me for daring to be honest 2 ~ Wish your sister took after you more , as you've such a purty mouth __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 13th, 2017, 04:02 PM	#3
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,747 Times in 7,170 Posts	3 Bought a new car? so happy for you. I knew I will be aware....

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January 13th, 2017, 04:17 PM	#4
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,434 Times in 69,067 Posts	4 ~ Huh you've never wondered if Oprah does anal ! , what are you gay ? __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 14th, 2017, 12:15 PM	#5
hound dog Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: West Coast of North America Posts: 1,104 Thanks: 6,453 Thanked 18,730 Times in 1,087 Posts	5 So, how many times were you dropped on your head when you were a baby? Last edited by hound dog; January 15th, 2017 at 01:20 AM..

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January 14th, 2017, 05:10 PM	#6
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,747 Times in 7,170 Posts	6 When did you grow up the last time?

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January 14th, 2017, 05:34 PM	#7
bloke57 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Unaffordable housing Posts: 4,923 Thanks: 31,646 Thanked 68,928 Times in 4,921 Posts	How long did it take you to get used to the constant farting?

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January 14th, 2017, 05:36 PM	#8
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,747 Times in 7,170 Posts	8 I know already. You told me about your great holidays and how much it coasted.

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January 14th, 2017, 06:22 PM	#9
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,434 Times in 69,067 Posts	Can you believe he then hung up on me ? ..,. Exactly. Rude bastard ! 9 ~ So ever seen your Mother and Sister spread eagle flaps open wide naked ? .. Nah me neither.. When it comes to your sister. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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February 21st, 2017, 03:39 PM	#10
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,434 Times in 69,067 Posts	10 ~ Can't believe how much you look like your sister , if she`d been aborted __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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