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August 21st, 2016, 03:57 PM | #21 |
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Traffic - The Low Spark Of High Heeled Boys
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Green Acres theme song:
Original: Land spreading out, so far and wide Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside. Changed: Cheeks spreadin out so far and wide, drop those drawers and show me that big backside |
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"I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram, I'm a Cilla Black fan tonight". "I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram on a silver black phantom bike".
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Queen Bohemian Rhapsody.
from 'Spare him his life for his monstrosities' to 'Spare him his life for his pork sausages' from'Beelzebub has the Devil put aside for me' to 'beelzebub has the Devil bought a sideboard?'
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All my life I've been kissing Your left tit cos your right ones missing.
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All My life I've been awaiting
Tonight,There'll be no masturbating Oh Boy When I shag You Oh Boy..
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An ex of mine's mother really did think that was the lyric about the devil having a sideboard. Mind you, a schoolmate thought it was "Mick Miller" (a footballer) they were singing about rather than Bizmillah. Bob Marley: "Me ears are alight" There was also that advert for Maxell cassette tapes which used a rip off of "Subterranean Homesick Blues" with the cue cards of misheard lyrics (the shtick being you had to hear it on their superior product to get the right words). They used "Israelites" and that rich ground for misheard lyrics - "Into The Valley" by The Skids. "Whose disease is catskin?" etc etc |
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