McDonalds, KFC etc Jokes, Funnies And Experiences

Estreeter · September 10th, 2011, 01:43 PM

I love junk food, but real junk food. I want too see my burger on the grill in front of me being cooked by someone without pimples and at least 20 years of age..........not some kid who's 16 and making pocket money saving up for a new skateboard or MP3 player................I hate McDonalds, KFC, Burger Ling and so on. After what I saw today, I posted a pic in my ET thread, then had the idea of starting a poke fun at the fast food giants thread, So just post any funny pics, jokes or experiences you've had with them.

I went into the city today, while driving I was looking down the road and saw a McDonalds restaurant, about 2 seconds later, looking in my rear view mirror, I saw another McDonalds,

they can't have been more than 500 meters apart, granted they were on opposite sides of a divided road, so maybe they were thinking if you needed a Big Mac in an emergency you could get one

Anyway

Woman Calls 911 3 Times Over McNuggets
Authorities say a Florida woman called 911 three times after McDonald's employees told her they were out of McNuggets. A spokesman for McDonalds said that this was unusual because most customers don’t call 911 until after they’ve eaten McDonalds.

**billybunter** · September 10th, 2011, 02:45 PM

I enjoyed an Aussie chicken joint last time I visited my folks on the gold coast. I can't remember the name-red rooster or something?

**tygrkhat40** · September 10th, 2011, 02:48 PM

I went to KFC a few weeks ago and ordered 2 piece white with 2 biscuits and they were out of biscuits. How in the hell does a KFC run out of biscuits?

**billybunter** · September 10th, 2011, 03:00 PM

I was in a fish and chip shop that had no fish

it was a sea side town to boot. I was speechless.

Estreeter · September 10th, 2011, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billybunter

I enjoyed an Aussie chicken joint last time I visited my folks on the gold coast. I can't remember the name-red rooster or something?

Totally worthless, just like the rest of them

**billybunter** · September 10th, 2011, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Totally worthless, just like the rest of them

From memory they serve a "sunday lunch"

I stuck to the pie shops, loved curry pies

when downunder eat pies!

**squigg58** · September 10th, 2011, 06:53 PM

In desperation one night (my excuse was that it was heaving it down with rain and I just needed calories ... any calories!) I stopped at a McD Drive-Through. I asked for a dozen chicken nuggets. I was told they only did them in sixes or nines! After a polite pause to let the "yoof" consider the options, but getting no response, I suggested that two sixes would probably do the trick!

Mind you, next time I'm going to ask for two nines minus a six!

**TCO95** · September 11th, 2011, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squigg58

In desperation one night (my excuse was that it was heaving it down with rain and I just needed calories ... any calories!) I stopped at a McD Drive-Through. I asked for a dozen chicken nuggets. I was told they only did them in sixes or nines! After a polite pause to let the "yoof" consider the options, but getting no response, I suggested that two sixes would probably do the trick!

Mind you, next time I'm going to ask for two nines minus a six!

You're going to make a McEmployee do math?

I went into a McD's once and asked for a coffee and bran muffin. After giving me a look like I had four ears, the clerk informed me they only had one brand of muffin. After going back and forth a couple of times I finally spelled it for her. She stormed off and I heard her tell the manager "This guy won't accept that we only have one brand of muffin." The manager came over gave me the coffee and bran muffin at no charge and wished me a good day.

**billybunter** · September 12th, 2011, 02:25 AM

My brother worked one shift at McDee's when he was at university. The toilets started to leak and you know what was everywhere. The manager refused to shut the place. BB's brother walked.

Estreeter · September 12th, 2011, 02:57 PM

Q Whats the difference between Hillary Clinton and Kentucky Fried Chicken?
A1 KFC has big breasts and small thighs
A2 Bill Clinton has never eaten Hillary Clinton

September 10th, 2011, 01:43 PM	#1
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,077 Thanks: 449,288 Thanked 896,438 Times in 60,279 Posts	McDonalds, KFC etc Jokes, Funnies And Experiences I love junk food, but real junk food. I want too see my burger on the grill in front of me being cooked by someone without pimples and at least 20 years of age..........not some kid who's 16 and making pocket money saving up for a new skateboard or MP3 player................I hate McDonalds, KFC, Burger Ling and so on. After what I saw today, I posted a pic in my ET thread, then had the idea of starting a poke fun at the fast food giants thread, So just post any funny pics, jokes or experiences you've had with them. I went into the city today, while driving I was looking down the road and saw a McDonalds restaurant, about 2 seconds later, looking in my rear view mirror, I saw another McDonalds, they can't have been more than 500 meters apart, granted they were on opposite sides of a divided road, so maybe they were thinking if you needed a Big Mac in an emergency you could get one Anyway Woman Calls 911 3 Times Over McNuggets Authorities say a Florida woman called 911 three times after McDonald's employees told her they were out of McNuggets. A spokesman for McDonalds said that this was unusual because most customers don’t call 911 until after they’ve eaten McDonalds. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

September 10th, 2011, 02:45 PM	#2
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,369 Times in 14,171 Posts	I enjoyed an Aussie chicken joint last time I visited my folks on the gold coast. I can't remember the name-red rooster or something? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

September 10th, 2011, 02:48 PM	#3
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,240 Times in 9,629 Posts	I went to KFC a few weeks ago and ordered 2 piece white with 2 biscuits and they were out of biscuits. How in the hell does a KFC run out of biscuits? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,369 Times in 14,171 Posts	I was in a fish and chip shop that had no fish it was a sea side town to boot. I was speechless. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

September 12th, 2011, 02:25 AM	#9
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,369 Times in 14,171 Posts	My brother worked one shift at McDee's when he was at university. The toilets started to leak and you know what was everywhere. The manager refused to shut the place. BB's brother walked. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

September 10th, 2011, 06:53 PM	#7
squigg58 Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: My own little world Posts: 2,476 Thanks: 14,113 Thanked 25,970 Times in 2,473 Posts	In desperation one night (my excuse was that it was heaving it down with rain and I just needed calories ... any calories!) I stopped at a McD Drive-Through. I asked for a dozen chicken nuggets. I was told they only did them in sixes or nines! After a polite pause to let the "yoof" consider the options, but getting no response, I suggested that two sixes would probably do the trick! Mind you, next time I'm going to ask for two nines minus a six!

September 12th, 2011, 02:57 PM	#10
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,077 Thanks: 449,288 Thanked 896,438 Times in 60,279 Posts	Q Whats the difference between Hillary Clinton and Kentucky Fried Chicken? A1 KFC has big breasts and small thighs A2 Bill Clinton has never eaten Hillary Clinton __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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