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Old March 23rd, 2018, 07:03 AM   #4961
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I guess we don't have to ask...
Does she attend Mass every Sunday
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Old March 23rd, 2018, 12:19 PM   #4962
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Hi, I’m a 20 year old girl and I live in (whatever). I’ve decided to
make this profile to make new friends and meet new men.
I’d like to chat a lot with different people, share pics, play games and
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I guess we don't have to ask...
It sounds like she should be standing on some street corner!

She neglected to mention, and E wants to know if she does "A".
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She neglected to mention, and E wants to know if she does "A".


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Old March 23rd, 2018, 05:43 PM   #4965
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Smile I`d also like to take this opportunity to thank my agent my lawyer my financial advisor my dietitian my AA sponsor and my proctologist. In other words , " Thanks Mal "

You`re right it is time for some crisply subtle observational comedy

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Old March 23rd, 2018, 05:59 PM   #4966
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"I`d also like to take this opportunity to thank my agent my lawyer my financial advisor my dietitian my AA sponsor and my proctologist. In other words , " Thanks Mal "
I perform all those functions at the same and at the same orifice..
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"I`d also like to take this opportunity to thank my agent my lawyer my financial advisor my dietitian my AA sponsor and my proctologist. In other words , " Thanks Mal "
I perform all those functions at the same and at the same orifice..
But the eternal question looms, "Does he....?"
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All of you Northeasterners get rid of all that damn snow. Your fc...ing up my Chicago weather. Pick up every flake of snow and dump it in the Atlantic Ocean.
I'm well over 2,000 miles from the Northeast but neither here nor there would dream of taking any responsibility for Chicago's weather. You're on your own TM.
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