Things Noticeable this week - Page 1070

**otokonomidori** · June 25th, 2012, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rotobott

Paying taxes on inherited money is not a job

No it's not a job, it's a pain in the f*cking arse.

when it's getting wasted on benefit for junkies!

BTW I've got no inherited wealth other than my late wife's half of what was ours jointly.

My parents , like most people of their generation, lived and died without ever having much more than a pot to piss in .

Anything I've got is through the joint efforts of Mrs Fleetwood77 , now dwelling with the angels above,

and myself.

**deepsepia** · June 26th, 2012, 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenman

Has anyone noticed this book Fifty Shades of Grey? Has anyone bought it or read it? If so what is all the fuss about??

Oh, its the rage here -- in Seattle, where its set.

The genre is labelled "mommy-porn" and its really just a bit more explicit 21st century take on the romance novel. All those girls "swooning" and being "ravaged" by tall dark men.

Well now the tall dark man has a penthouse overlooking Puget Sound with a helipad-- but he's still ripping bodices.

BLUEDINGO · June 26th, 2012, 08:51 AM

First the webaddress:

http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-...essie-is-real/

And now for my views on this...oh, our jockstraps are going to pinch something chronic...

Just because the children in US schools are being taught that the Loch Ness monster is real will in no way disprove Darwin's theory of evolution. Not that it surprises me at all that these students attend privately run, fundamentalist Christian schools which teach creationism – the idea that the entire universe was a creation of God's will – rather than scientifically accepted -and much more f'ing believable -theory on evolution.

And just because there are other claims in the book that dinosaurs were fire breathing dragons and that a Japanese whaling boat once caught a dinosaur is certainly no reason to force this hoary old load of copulatory equine excrementalism down anyones throat as the truth. This, according to the @$$h0les spouting these bizarre claims, are in the schools' textbooks, which stem from a pathetic desire to explain the millions of years Earth existed that the Bible doesn't account for if a literal interpretation of the Bible is applied.

Worst still, the schools actually believe that if it is proved that man once walked the Earth with dinosaurs, then Darwin's theory of evolution will be disproved. Yeah, okay, and the huge and abundant primeval creatures that live up my @$$ is where everyone originally came from. In fact, for those who are really interested to know, I'm actually The God, Lord and Saviour and I say unto you that those worshipping here at VEF are in a huge amount trouble...and I won't be going lightly on you either.

Worst of all is that these books are produced by the Accelerated Christian Education, which, in being textbooks of an educational nature, can be considered as true simply because all it takes these days is for someone to read this while in a learning institution for it to be considered true. I know that sounds ridiculous, but they used to say the same thing about Freud and his theories and most of them have been proven to be largely untrue.

And I thought the bible was originally supposed to be so morally uplifting, not a boat ride to hell for forty days & nights...oh wait, that's already been done...

**billybunter** · June 26th, 2012, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenman

Has anyone noticed this book Fifty Shades of Grey? Has anyone bought it or read it? If so what is all the fuss about??

I've read a review of it. They call it "mummy porn"

**billybunter** · June 26th, 2012, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fleetwood77

No it's not a job, it's a pain in the f*cking arse.

when it's getting wasted on benefit for junkies!

BTW I've got no inherited wealth other than my late wife's half of what was ours jointly.

My parents , like most people of their generation, lived and died without ever having much more than a pot to piss in .

Anything I've got is through the joint efforts of Mrs Fleetwood77 , now dwelling with the angels above,

and myself.

What about that bank heist you were on in '76, that was a tidy payday. Regan & Carter were well pissed off.

**squigg58** · June 26th, 2012, 02:05 PM

This should really have the "Mission Impossible" theme playing in the background!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18585072

**Greenman** · June 26th, 2012, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fleetwood77

Well if we were three in a bed I wouldn't climb over Nicola to get at you GM

Thank Christ for that Fleets.

Mind you if she had a decent hairstyle and wore something a bit less formal, who knows she might scrub up nicely. I cannot foresee a time when that would EVER happen-you get your own Premier Inn room

**billybunter** · June 27th, 2012, 06:09 PM

The forum keeps crashing at my end. Is it just me?

**squigg58** · June 27th, 2012, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

The forum keeps crashing at my end. Is it just me?

It's just you Billy. With the Queen being in Belfast today, the reason you're getting disruption is because they're keeping an eye on you!

**Mal Hombre** · June 27th, 2012, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billybunter

The forum keeps crashing at my end. Is it just me?

I had a bit of trouble getting on,But it's been fine ever since..It must be Your end BB.....

June 26th, 2012, 08:51 AM	#10693
BLUEDINGO Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: TRIGGS, WEST AUSTRALIA Posts: 557 Thanks: 14,092 Thanked 6,429 Times in 538 Posts	Erm, does this mean the Loch Ness Monster is a presbyterian?...Oh, great... First the webaddress: http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-...essie-is-real/ And now for my views on this...oh, our jockstraps are going to pinch something chronic... Just because the children in US schools are being taught that the Loch Ness monster is real will in no way disprove Darwin's theory of evolution. Not that it surprises me at all that these students attend privately run, fundamentalist Christian schools which teach creationism – the idea that the entire universe was a creation of God's will – rather than scientifically accepted -and much more f'ing believable -theory on evolution. And just because there are other claims in the book that dinosaurs were fire breathing dragons and that a Japanese whaling boat once caught a dinosaur is certainly no reason to force this hoary old load of copulatory equine excrementalism down anyones throat as the truth. This, according to the @$$h0les spouting these bizarre claims, are in the schools' textbooks, which stem from a pathetic desire to explain the millions of years Earth existed that the Bible doesn't account for if a literal interpretation of the Bible is applied. Worst still, the schools actually believe that if it is proved that man once walked the Earth with dinosaurs, then Darwin's theory of evolution will be disproved. Yeah, okay, and the huge and abundant primeval creatures that live up my @$$ is where everyone originally came from. In fact, for those who are really interested to know, I'm actually The God, Lord and Saviour and I say unto you that those worshipping here at VEF are in a huge amount trouble...and I won't be going lightly on you either. Worst of all is that these books are produced by the Accelerated Christian Education, which, in being textbooks of an educational nature, can be considered as true simply because all it takes these days is for someone to read this while in a learning institution for it to be considered true. I know that sounds ridiculous, but they used to say the same thing about Freud and his theories and most of them have been proven to be largely untrue. And I thought the bible was originally supposed to be so morally uplifting, not a boat ride to hell for forty days & nights...oh wait, that's already been done... __________________ And to quote 'Silence Of The Lambs' Buffalo Bill: "It rubs the lotion on the skin -or else it gets the hose again!"

June 27th, 2012, 06:09 PM	#10698
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	The forum keeps crashing at my end. Is it just me? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 26th, 2012, 02:05 PM	#10696
squigg58 Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: My own little world Posts: 2,476 Thanks: 14,113 Thanked 25,970 Times in 2,473 Posts	This should really have the "Mission Impossible" theme playing in the background! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18585072