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June 3rd, 2016, 04:47 AM	#11
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,747 Times in 7,170 Posts	12. No I don't do what you told me and your daughter about the way I must give eduction to our children

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June 4th, 2016, 12:12 PM	#12
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,747 Times in 7,170 Posts	13 You're welcome to come anytime

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June 4th, 2016, 12:14 PM	#13
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,747 Times in 7,170 Posts	14 Your daughter is very skilled at lovemaking..

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June 4th, 2016, 04:55 PM	#14
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,077 Thanks: 449,288 Thanked 896,438 Times in 60,279 Posts	15 We'd both like for you to stay the night, and it's no hassle, I'll make up the spare bed in the kennel __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 4th, 2016, 06:32 PM	#15
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,387 Times in 69,067 Posts	16 ~ Why won't your daughter do anal ? __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 5th, 2016, 01:50 AM	#16
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,747 Times in 7,170 Posts	17 You keep on knock'in but you can't come in

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June 5th, 2016, 04:32 PM	#17
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,077 Thanks: 449,288 Thanked 896,438 Times in 60,279 Posts	18 I look at your daughter sometimes and wished you'd practiced birth control 40 years ago __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 6th, 2016, 04:40 AM	#18
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,747 Times in 7,170 Posts	19 I Regret there wasn't preservative condom 40 years ago, sometimes...

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June 6th, 2016, 08:26 AM	#19
the flu Eternal Hibernation Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Malmö,Sweden Posts: 6,831 Thanks: 108,938 Thanked 163,036 Times in 7,323 Posts	20 Do you want to come at the same time as your daughter?

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June 6th, 2016, 08:40 AM	#20
old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	21. Would you mind if I pulled out of you before I cum ...on your daughter's face? __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts! Last edited by old alal; June 7th, 2016 at 08:55 AM.. Reason: typo

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