What ruins a porn scene for you? - Page 75

pastabelly7 · April 5th, 2019, 08:35 AM

How modern studio productions use formulaic and predictable scenes. The bog standard fluffing to start with, then straight to the action,,,which is invariably hard and rough, and harder the better.
Slapping butts and spitting is a gross turn off...and judging by the ladies facial expressions, they're not exactly into it either.
I can't recall a recent example where a gorgeous lady is just as into the coupling. Worse still as the above comment observes, beef caked guys inked to an inch of their lives, 'digging in' ( apologies for the choice of words ) and just doing the business.
There are exceptions of course.
Came across a video site recently, exclusively featuring inked ladies, mostly unknowns from what I can tell, but absolutely gorgeous and were just treated like meat.
Surely porn has matured (?)

**europe_2002** · April 5th, 2019, 08:49 AM

Bad Music and tatoos

pastabelly7 · April 11th, 2019, 09:07 AM

stumbled upon a video featuring the gorgeous Brit whose initials are GM, a long time 'Glamour' model, she did with a bog standard beef cake bloke...
perplexing, slightly infuriating and depressingly same same.

She's especially gorgeous in the scene, the gent was pure buff meister, not a shred of class least of all sensuality, turning the scene into a probe and conquer session. Never ending rimming, and at various points she withdraws with a jolt. I would too if i was getting it.

Setting up scenes like this is dime a dozen these days in the biz, but it's totally repulsive. I'm a shameless romantic, and declare an unabashed bias for the halcyon days of the 80s' and 90's when sensuality was still part of the erotic experience, but thats all gone. Like the video, you have gorgeous and voluptuous models coupling in scenes devoid of artistry, sophistication and style.

...3 minutes in comes the choke hold...it goes and goes. A full 15 mins worth.
a total turn off. It will remain forever a mystery why the lovely GM ever did it.

Please explain.

mhc28 · April 14th, 2019, 08:17 PM

Modern porn is horrible. It's more like rape than sex. The women are all plastic and tattooed. The guys are all tattooed and more like gay bodybuilders than men who want to fuck on camera. Who requires 45 minutes of anal pouding to cum? Nobody who likes women. And then they need 5 minutes of hammering their shaved cocks to cum. It's horrible.

While it really doesn't matter to me, what I find fucked up is that impressionable teenage guys watch this ubiquitous stream of horrible porn and think it's normal. I have a female friend who is absolutely sexy and she told me in her mid 20s (she's now early 30s) that her boyfriend would routinely tell her he'd watched porn and jerked off all day and wasn't interested in sex when she got home. WHAT THE FUCK? Porn is and has always been a stand-in for when I can't get sex.

I honestly think modern porn, smart phones, wi-fi, etc. are going to seriously mess up human sexuality. I know I probably sound looney, but I find modern porn really fucking distrurbing. And have heard more than one story about how it is shaping what guys think is sex/sexy.

mhc28 · April 14th, 2019, 08:21 PM

The aggressiveness of most modern porn ruins it all for me.
The tattooed, "edgy" women doing it because they are powerful and want to own themselves.
The aggressiveness of anal sex. NO woman ever not getting paid wanted her ass pounded like a pussy. I've had anal sex with most women I've been with, thankfully. But anyone who has done it KNOWS you need to go slow and gently.

The gym fitness freak guys who clearly don't like women. Who takes 45 minutes to cum?
The guys who need to hammer their cocks AFTER 45 minutes in order to cum.
The meat head idiots who clearly are borderline autistic and wouldn't know if/when/how to turn on a woman if they tried.

**palo5** · April 14th, 2019, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by mhc28

The guys are all tattooed and more like gay bodybuilders

Many use steroids. It's the only possible explanation for abnormal muscle growth. They wouldn't pass a drugs test for a sports event, that's for sure

I can't say how true the rumors are, but it's been noticed for some years that female pornstars can not bring most of the mopes (male performers) to orgasm by themselves. Is it because they're not very sexy or lack technique?

Who knows? But the word is that many mopes use viagra, which gives them angry erections for hours but inhibits their orgasms. And that's why so many of them have to masturbate furiously for many long minutes in front of bored women (and thrilled gay cameramen)

winetippler · April 24th, 2019, 08:25 PM

What ruins a porn scene for me?

Any Brazzers scene. I just do not get the appeal of Brazzers. So overrated and the male stars are complete non entities (Kieron, Danny D?). A scene which lasts 30 minutes? Yawn....
That's why old school porn is so much better. Lot's of short scenes and real people in them.

**jomama** · April 24th, 2019, 09:24 PM

too much sounds effects

**palo5** · April 24th, 2019, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by jomama

too much sounds effects

Big lesson here: never listen to porno audio unless it's 40 years old. Not much they said then was oscar-worthy, but it makes much more sense than the imbecile talk in movies since then

**jomama** · April 25th, 2019, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by palo5

Big lesson here: never listen to porno audio unless it's 40 years old. Not much they said then was oscar-worthy, but it makes much more sense than the imbecile talk in movies since then

Good point. I learned to hit mute button

as pointed out before but Ron Jeremy and Ed Powers. Retire already

April 24th, 2019, 09:24 PM	#748
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April 5th, 2019, 08:35 AM	#741
pastabelly7 Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 35 Thanks: 9,660 Thanked 219 Times in 23 Posts	How modern studio productions use formulaic and predictable scenes. The bog standard fluffing to start with, then straight to the action,,,which is invariably hard and rough, and harder the better. Slapping butts and spitting is a gross turn off...and judging by the ladies facial expressions, they're not exactly into it either. I can't recall a recent example where a gorgeous lady is just as into the coupling. Worse still as the above comment observes, beef caked guys inked to an inch of their lives, 'digging in' ( apologies for the choice of words ) and just doing the business. There are exceptions of course. Came across a video site recently, exclusively featuring inked ladies, mostly unknowns from what I can tell, but absolutely gorgeous and were just treated like meat. Surely porn has matured (?)

April 5th, 2019, 08:49 AM	#742
europe_2002 Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Rohan Posts: 3,896 Thanks: 44,638 Thanked 50,066 Times in 3,887 Posts	Bad Music and tatoos

April 11th, 2019, 09:07 AM	#743
pastabelly7 Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 35 Thanks: 9,660 Thanked 219 Times in 23 Posts	stumbled upon a video featuring the gorgeous Brit whose initials are GM, a long time 'Glamour' model, she did with a bog standard beef cake bloke... perplexing, slightly infuriating and depressingly same same. She's especially gorgeous in the scene, the gent was pure buff meister, not a shred of class least of all sensuality, turning the scene into a probe and conquer session. Never ending rimming, and at various points she withdraws with a jolt. I would too if i was getting it. Setting up scenes like this is dime a dozen these days in the biz, but it's totally repulsive. I'm a shameless romantic, and declare an unabashed bias for the halcyon days of the 80s' and 90's when sensuality was still part of the erotic experience, but thats all gone. Like the video, you have gorgeous and voluptuous models coupling in scenes devoid of artistry, sophistication and style. ...3 minutes in comes the choke hold...it goes and goes. A full 15 mins worth. a total turn off. It will remain forever a mystery why the lovely GM ever did it. Please explain.

April 14th, 2019, 08:17 PM	#744
mhc28 Member Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 20 Thanks: 10 Thanked 108 Times in 14 Posts	Modern porn is horrible. It's more like rape than sex. The women are all plastic and tattooed. The guys are all tattooed and more like gay bodybuilders than men who want to fuck on camera. Who requires 45 minutes of anal pouding to cum? Nobody who likes women. And then they need 5 minutes of hammering their shaved cocks to cum. It's horrible. While it really doesn't matter to me, what I find fucked up is that impressionable teenage guys watch this ubiquitous stream of horrible porn and think it's normal. I have a female friend who is absolutely sexy and she told me in her mid 20s (she's now early 30s) that her boyfriend would routinely tell her he'd watched porn and jerked off all day and wasn't interested in sex when she got home. WHAT THE FUCK? Porn is and has always been a stand-in for when I can't get sex. I honestly think modern porn, smart phones, wi-fi, etc. are going to seriously mess up human sexuality. I know I probably sound looney, but I find modern porn really fucking distrurbing. And have heard more than one story about how it is shaping what guys think is sex/sexy.

April 14th, 2019, 08:21 PM	#745
mhc28 Member Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 20 Thanks: 10 Thanked 108 Times in 14 Posts	The aggressiveness of most modern porn ruins it all for me. The tattooed, "edgy" women doing it because they are powerful and want to own themselves. The aggressiveness of anal sex. NO woman ever not getting paid wanted her ass pounded like a pussy. I've had anal sex with most women I've been with, thankfully. But anyone who has done it KNOWS you need to go slow and gently. The gym fitness freak guys who clearly don't like women. Who takes 45 minutes to cum? The guys who need to hammer their cocks AFTER 45 minutes in order to cum. The meat head idiots who clearly are borderline autistic and wouldn't know if/when/how to turn on a woman if they tried.

April 24th, 2019, 08:25 PM	#747
winetippler Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2016 Location: UK Posts: 137 Thanks: 168 Thanked 2,366 Times in 129 Posts	What ruins a porn scene for me? Any Brazzers scene. I just do not get the appeal of Brazzers. So overrated and the male stars are complete non entities (Kieron, Danny D?). A scene which lasts 30 minutes? Yawn.... That's why old school porn is so much better. Lot's of short scenes and real people in them.