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October 1st, 2010, 06:00 PM | #21 |
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I thought I recognised your smilin' face,
Always proud of your work Guess the owners of that place didn't roll a 7
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October 1st, 2010, 06:31 PM | #22 |
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I can't tell time
Well I tell it heaps, but it keeps on going backwards. Is it Hammer Time? In which case it must be very very late. Rook to King Kong 4 in the centre pocket, out for a six (pack). |
October 1st, 2010, 06:43 PM | #23 |
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Sorry, I don't have time to take part in this game. It takes too much Concentration. I am riding the Chutes and Ladders in my Trivial Pursuit of a game called Life. I want to become a Mastermind but the Trouble is I spent way too much time in Candyland, if you know what I mean, and that put my life in Jeopardy. That kind of talk is Taboo here so I will close by saying this, hang on to those get out of jail free cards.....you never know when you might need one.
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October 2nd, 2010, 12:38 AM | #24 |
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Just to keep it on topic , I rolled a big fat one
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October 2nd, 2010, 05:54 PM | #25 |
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October 4th, 2010, 01:35 PM | #26 |
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Anyone else having problems following Greenman's Comparethemadgame.com link?
I get the "I.E. cannot find the website" message and when I search at Google I wind up back on Greenman's post just below. Either that or some old movie. |
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October 4th, 2010, 02:09 PM | #27 | |
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Now where were we-oh yes my turn to throw dice...6 ha ha 1...2...3...4...5...6 up the ladder and open a treasure chest-well what do you know a secret entrance to square 22-I'll see you later(closes lid with a clang!)
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October 4th, 2010, 03:12 PM | #28 | |
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Of such intensity that you open the secret entrance for fear a small child might be in imminent harm. Allowing me to pull you out and slam the door shut behind me Having leap frogged the Board Master himself via a cunning plan i`m now entitled to an extra throw . Luckily i find an uneaten thick wedge of cheese under the mouse trap and so fashion myself two dice , both that have six on every side I roll . Huh , and get a two Still that enables me to go ahead of the other players and reach a pick a square card , i pick a card , it's square I ponder it's value and wonder , whether GM kept the receipt to this game
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October 4th, 2010, 05:29 PM | #29 |
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Sorry Mr Meengran It's just that I've been standing here for 3 days with half a tennis ball full of blasting powder and a sick crocodile wondering where everyone has gone?
Figured (correctly) I must've been playing wrong. Well now that you're back I guess I'll go play with my Sega, until it's my turn. I have an updated version with better controls. Ah! Here they are. |
October 4th, 2010, 07:34 PM | #30 |
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Hmm I expect you think I am going to go off in a huff, well no I'll leave it and then go off in a minute and a huff!
Hmm how to escape a treasure chest with the lid slammed shut behind one? Easy, open it from the inside. Levers lid open with cunningly concealed safety pin (you never know when one will come in handy when locked in a box) and presto-OUT!! Picks up dice. Spots gloating card-carrying cheese-eating man in distance. Throws dice... ah ha 5 now thats fortuituous because that gives me a chance to sink your battleship with my hi tech Submarine, whilst picking up the Community Chest-gawd its heavy. Now borrow a super mario kart and zoom to square 40 where due to a fluke I find myself ahead of the cheese-eating etc etc YOUR TURN bland fido
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