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July 28th, 2016, 06:30 AM | #11331 |
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Of course they have taken the thyme: 'Thyme is money' ...
A little comfort ('As Thyme Goes By') : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXwS7yLOYt4 Last edited by Isegrim; July 28th, 2016 at 06:50 AM.. |
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July 28th, 2016, 07:07 AM | #11332 |
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July 28th, 2016, 09:02 AM | #11334 |
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Little Johnny is standing on a street corner swatting mosquitoes.
Every time he sees a mosquito he utters, "fucking mosquitoes, fucking mosquitoes." Just as the boy says it, a shocked priest walks up and says, "You should not curse the mosquitos because every one of God's creations has a purpose." Little Johnny, unmoved by the priest's objection says, "Bullshit!" "Well, tell me three things on this earth that God has made without a purpose" says the priest. Little Johnny looks at him and replies, “Tits on a nun, Balls on a priest, and these fucking Mosquitoes.” |
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What a cute little boy, isn't he. Rather advanced for his years ... Could become the next Donald Trump ...
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Jewish Haiku
Lacking fins or tail
the gefilte fish swims with great difficulty. Beyond Valium, peace is knowing one's child is an internist. On Passover we opened the door for Elijah. Now our cat is gone. After a warm rain the sweet smell of camellias Did you wipe your feet? Her lips near my ear, Aunt Sadie whispers the name of her friend's disease. Today I am a man. Tomorrow I will return to the seventh grade. The sparkling blue sea reminds me to wait an hour after my sandwich. Like a bonsai tree, is your terrible posture at my dinner table. Jews on safari-- map, compass,elephant gun, hard sucking candies. The same kimono the top geishas are wearing: I got it at Loehmann's. Mom, please! There is no need to put that dinner roll in your pocketbook. Seven-foot Jews in the NBA slam-dunking! My alarm clock rings. Sorry I'm not home to take your call. At the tone please state your bad news. Is one Nobel Prize so much to ask from a child after all I've done? Quietly murmured at Saturday Synagogue services, Yanks 5, Red Sox 3. Hard to tell under the lights. White Yarmulke or male-pattern baldness |
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