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September 12th, 2017, 10:26 PM | #1441 |
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kelio falls through a time warp to 1836 and is now helping to dig the Illinois & Michigan Canal with 20,000 Irish immigrants! Last edited by trailmaster; May 1st, 2018 at 10:20 PM.. |
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SanteeFats has to make an urgent call, but his mobile phone won't operate, so he tries to hook up an antique phone, and gets the shock of his life! Last edited by trailmaster; May 1st, 2018 at 10:21 PM.. |
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September 13th, 2017, 09:52 PM | #1444 |
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September 14th, 2017, 10:00 PM | #1448 |
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Brecht was visited by a genie who granted him one wish. Brecht said that he wanted to be older, but Brecht did not know that this was an apprentice genie who often messes up his wish granting as you can see by the result! Last edited by trailmaster; May 1st, 2018 at 10:22 PM.. |
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September 16th, 2017, 10:33 PM | #1449 |
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SanteeFats occasionally does volunteering for the city of Santee, California, but he hates being assigned to the Senior Center because the seniors there dislike him and always play tricks on him. This day the seniors drugged Santee and then had a painter apply this special hard to remove paint all over his head. When SanteeFats went back to the volunteer headquarters he was in tears and begged the supervisor to send him to any other division, but not the senior center. His supervisor, who was laughing her head off said "We'll see" Last edited by trailmaster; May 1st, 2018 at 10:22 PM.. |
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September 16th, 2017, 11:34 PM | #1450 |
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