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How about this old SNL sketch ('96) with Elle Macpherson and Sting. Wish it was on YouTube. Really rips Aussie slang. A taste:
Elle MacPherson: Hi, mates. Do you like beautiful, sexy Australian girls who love having wild sex? Then pick up the phone and call 1-600-555-AUSSIE, for the most erotic one-to-one adult yabber with hot, sexy Australian beauties. Operator #1: Oh, baby, baby.. I want you to faucet your banana fender, and let me razoo you like a brumby! Then I'll unzip your strides and let you laff all over me cuckoo burrows! Male Caller #1: [ confused ] What?! Elle MacPherson: It's the steamiest phone sex line this side of Adelaie. Good-looking sheilas with perfect bodies want to talk naughty to you right now! Operator #2: Hey, I got a really wet yabbie! So go ahead and chockablock me in the gunny until I waltz in you boots! Male Caller #2: [ confused ] Uh.. I don't get what you're saying.. can we just have phone sex..? Operator #2: Eww! Take out your boomer and do me Yahoo Serious-style, you tanky bushman! Male Caller #2: Can you repeat that?... Elle MacPherson: So, what do you say, jackeroos? Dial now, and one of our hot Australian fluffs will order your brains out and satisfy your vegemite sandwich! And if you'e interested in Aussie men, dial 1-600-555-BLOKE. I won't post the entire skit, but that's the flavor. And can't miss Sting in black leather biker attire. |
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I hate spiders...!!!
Are you shure...?
Saw a program about spiders, just yesterday. About the "Red Back" venomous spider. They seem to be a pest in Australia.. Redbacks are considered one of the most dangerous spiders in Australia. The Redback spider has a neurotoxic venom which is toxic to humans with bites causing severe pain. You're damn right i will stay away.. .
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