Do You Have A Name For Your Penis ?

MaxJoker · May 30th, 2011, 06:56 PM

Sorry lovers of the shemale threads this ain`t one of those things

Actually this thread isn`t my fault i swear

But then you know me , i`m constantly blameless

No this bastard son of Satan came about because supposedly guys like to name penises

Their own i mean

I was told this barely twenty minutes ago by a female source of the female variety

Yeah like she`d know

I of course being the poster child for the masculine male species stood my firm ground and said what she was claiming was absolute flim flam .

That`s right i used the term " Flim flam " .

Look if that`s too strong for you you`re better off leaving this thread now as dats da way i play ok

Anyway she insists that all men , as in all men name their penises

In which case maybe i`s ain`t a male

Because i never have

Although if i did i might call him Mr Disappointment

Either that or Destructor

So , er , do any of you steadfast souls have a name for your bravest soldier

If so let us all know

If not then think of one and do the same

Well why not

Hey life`s too sort to not make fun of something even sorter , right

I jest of course, as it`s well known only members who`s members are large enough to have their own postcode are allowed to join this band of bulging brothers

MaxJoker · May 30th, 2011, 07:01 PM

Hey just this second thought of another name for him

" The anaconda of doom "

Is a bit of a mouthful though.

At least that`s what she said

**NIN** · May 31st, 2011, 11:36 AM

This is weird, i'd forgotten this, an ex GF suggested that i should start introducing him as Happy Harry.
Happy coz he was constantly standing to attention -

well we were teenagers

then she went on to use an old joke.., which was quite uncharacteristic of her to be so,

forward.

"He won't bite, but he does spit"

Estreeter · May 31st, 2011, 12:17 PM

Never had the need or want too call it anything, but the word useless

had crossed my mind on the odd occasion he refused to co-operate under the given circumstances

**Mal Hombre** · May 30th, 2011, 07:50 PM

I call Him Saquatch,Because He's big, ugly but never caught on camera-yet.

**marlon** · May 30th, 2011, 07:54 PM

Frederick, named him when I was about 14. He's been happy with his name ever since, though he does like to be called Freddie when he's had a few

.

**Nobody1** · May 30th, 2011, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

I call Him Saquatch,Because He's big, ugly but never caught on camera-yet.

Must be a pretty furry part.

**botogames** · May 31st, 2011, 04:23 AM

Great, I finally can tell folks the funny name for my other head... I does most of the primary thinking for me...

Herman or the long name is Herman the German...

Named after the biggest baddest crane ever built See picture below. BTW I do not have those cable attached.

**botogames** · June 5th, 2011, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by botogames

Great, I finally can tell folks the funny name for my other head... I does most of the primary thinking for me...

Herman or the long name is Herman the German...

Named after the biggest baddest crane ever built See picture below. BTW I do not have those cable attached.

My wife called it Pee Wee Herman last night...

So there's the disappointment names for it... I guess it didn't want to come out to play...

**BustyWomenLovr** · May 31st, 2011, 04:30 AM

Never have - although I find Robin Williams term "Mr Happy" to be a riot.
And girls seem to say OMG a lot, so maybe he is a deity of some sort...

May 30th, 2011, 06:56 PM	#1
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,564 Times in 69,067 Posts	Do You Have A Name For Your Penis ? Sorry lovers of the shemale threads this ain`t one of those things Actually this thread isn`t my fault i swear But then you know me , i`m constantly blameless No this bastard son of Satan came about because supposedly guys like to name penises Their own i mean I was told this barely twenty minutes ago by a female source of the female variety Yeah like she`d know I of course being the poster child for the masculine male species stood my firm ground and said what she was claiming was absolute flim flam . That`s right i used the term " Flim flam " . Look if that`s too strong for you you`re better off leaving this thread now as dats da way i play ok Anyway she insists that all men , as in all men name their penises In which case maybe i`s ain`t a male Because i never have Although if i did i might call him Mr Disappointment Either that or Destructor So , er , do any of you steadfast souls have a name for your bravest soldier If so let us all know If not then think of one and do the same Well why not Hey life`s too sort to not make fun of something even sorter , right I jest of course, as it`s well known only members who`s members are large enough to have their own postcode are allowed to join this band of bulging brothers __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 30th, 2011, 07:01 PM	#2
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,564 Times in 69,067 Posts	Hey just this second thought of another name for him " The anaconda of doom " Is a bit of a mouthful though. At least that`s what she said __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 31st, 2011, 11:36 AM	#3
NIN Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,823 Thanks: 200,569 Thanked 131,967 Times in 9,045 Posts	This is weird, i'd forgotten this, an ex GF suggested that i should start introducing him as Happy Harry. Happy coz he was constantly standing to attention - well we were teenagers then she went on to use an old joke.., which was quite uncharacteristic of her to be so, forward. "He won't bite, but he does spit"

May 31st, 2011, 12:17 PM	#4
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,872 Times in 60,322 Posts	Never had the need or want too call it anything, but the word useless had crossed my mind on the odd occasion he refused to co-operate under the given circumstances __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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May 30th, 2011, 07:54 PM	#6
marlon Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Up on the roof Posts: 8,819 Thanks: 36,119 Thanked 341,948 Times in 8,959 Posts	Frederick, named him when I was about 14. He's been happy with his name ever since, though he does like to be called Freddie when he's had a few. __________________ *To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.* To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.* “I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed.” *Marlon Brando*

May 31st, 2011, 04:23 AM	#8
botogames Everything in Moderation Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: On VACA - Aloha! Posts: 2,923 Thanks: 143,500 Thanked 42,714 Times in 2,706 Posts	Herman the German Great, I finally can tell folks the funny name for my other head... I does most of the primary thinking for me... Herman or the long name is Herman the German... Named after the biggest baddest crane ever built See picture below. BTW I do not have those cable attached. __________________ "Enjoy your day off, laborers, and have some chili – you’ve earned it!" -- Lt. Frank Columbo Did you know... VEF membership has it's privileges... read the… To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. …to learn more about them!! And remember to have fun on VEF!! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I guess it’s just another day...! Max & Jenny I’ll miss you.

May 31st, 2011, 04:30 AM	#10
BustyWomenLovr Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,750 Thanks: 20,513 Thanked 43,169 Times in 2,674 Posts	Never have - although I find Robin Williams term "Mr Happy" to be a riot. And girls seem to say OMG a lot, so maybe he is a deity of some sort... __________________ There is no such thing as too big a bust.

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