What annoys you the most ?

[rotobott]

I blame the oil spill, she should be basking on some shoreline in the Gulf of Mexico, not on all fours in some guys bedroom, waiting for him to fetch a bag of flour.

[rotobott]

I've just been watching Dr Who, which was basically about a giant marauding space parrot attacking Vincent Van Gogh,it got to the end and I was just thinking to myself, well that was a load of shite when a voiceover starts.

If anything in this programme has affected you please ring the following helpline.

If I thought I was being attacked by a giant marauding space parrot,I'd probably keep schtum about it.

[tabler]

Ive just had the TV on in the background while I had a sandwich and an advert came on for a short term loan company called QuickQuid (or something like that).

But here's the thing, it flashed up 3 times in small print on the screen, 2346% APR!

Unbelievable!

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by tabler

Ive just had the TV on in the background while I had a sandwich and an advert came on for a short term loan company called QuickQuid (or something like that).

But here's the thing, it flashed up 3 times in small print on the screen, 2346% APR!

Unbelievable!

Thanks for the heads up Tab, got in contact with them and have arranged a 100 pound loan to help cover the costs of tomorrows bar bill

Mind you i think i might have to arrange another , since i've just received a couriered letter telling me i owe them a grand in interest.

Still the guy who a second ago threw the brick through my window to remind me to keep up those interest payments (While i was reading said letter) has assured me it's all above board

So that's ok then, and like i just said to the two bailiffs who having broke into my flat ,fought me to the ground and are right at this moment trying to remove my organs with kitchen utensils .

" As long as i haven't been cheated , i don't mind "

[Mal Hombre]

Originally Posted by gluten

is it just me, or are all those life insurance and funeral cover ads of particular bad taste? they annoy me, they make me feel like i should feel guilty about dying.

I find them contemptible, preying on old people and those celebrities who appear in the ads are beneath contempt.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

I find them contemptible, preying on old people and those celebrities who appear in the ads are beneath contempt.

The worst two offenders are Cilla Black in that one where she goes on about making sure your beloved family isn't stuck with the cost of burying your corpse , then squeezes out a tear when suddenly "Remembering" her own dear departed partner , who she hadn't properly lived with for years anyway.

Plus Parkie in his cringing I've spoken to thousands of people in my time blah blah ,so i`m more than qualified to advise you mugs to pay a crushing premium merely to leave a few pence for your sprogs when you cark it so they remember you a week longer blah blah .

Spoken to thousands of people , pah. That is a lie straight off the mark right there . I mean have you ever seen any of his interviews ?. If he's not going " Uuuuuur " or "Uuuuuum " he's not saying anything.

These types of adverts and the legalized loan sharking ones make me want to hurl

[nevermind]

I bought a Common Interface Module, (looks like a PCA card)
those things that should be plugged into your TV set, in order to receive digital channels.
It works with almost any brand, except Philips..
they told me at Philips that they are now working on a licened software,
but that was one year ago...!!!

So if by any chance one of those developers at Philips also is a VEF member,
than he knows what to do, by reading this..!!!!! HURRY UP..&%$#@.&

Me, myself and my wife are tired of waiting...





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[scoundrel]

[nevermind]

Originally Posted by scoundrel

Righty scoundrel:..

But i doubt if the shock absorber industry will agree on you...



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[scoundrel]

Originally Posted by nevermind

Righty scoundrel:..

But i doubt if the shock absorber industry will agree on you... .

The manufacturers of Ford Mondeo coil springs, who I suspect of using low quality steel sourced cheaply from some piss-in-the-corner foundry in the "developing world" to save cash at my expense.