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September 10th, 2014, 06:04 PM | #591 |
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September 26th, 2014, 02:10 PM | #592 |
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Substituted one crappy word and replaced it with carnivore
Ape Man I think I'm sophisticated 'Cos I'm living my life like a good homosapien But all around me everybody's multiplying Till they're walking round like flies man So I'm no better than the animals sitting in their cages In the zoo man 'Cos compared to the flowers and the birds and the trees I am an ape man I think I'm so educated and I'm so civilized 'Cos I'm a strict carnivore But with the over-population and inflation and starvation And the crazy politicians I don't feel safe in this world no more I don't want to die in a nuclear war I want to sail away to a distant shore and make like an ape man I'm an ape man, I'm an ape ape man I'm an ape man I'm a King Kong man I'm ape ape man I'm an ape man 'Cos compared to the sun that sits in the sky Compared to the clouds as they roll by Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies I am an ape man In man's evolution he has created the cities and The motor traffic rumble, but give me half a chance And I'd be taking off my clothes and living in the jungle 'Cos the only time that I feel at ease Is swinging up and down in a coconut tree Oh what a life of luxury to be like an ape man I'm an ape, I'm an ape ape man, I'm an ape man I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voodoo man I'm an ape man I look out my window, but I can't see the sky 'Cos the air pollution is fogging up my eyes I want to get out of this city alive And make like an ape man Come and love me, be my ape man girl And we will be so happy in my ape man world I'm an ape man, I'm an ape ape man, I'm an ape man I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voodoo man I'm an ape man I'll be your Tarzan, you'll be my Jane I'll keep you warm and you'll keep me sane And we'll sit in the trees and eat bananas all day Just like an ape man I'm an ape man, I'm an ape ape man, I'm an ape man I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voodoo man I'm an ape man. I don't feel safe in this world no more I don't want to die in a nuclear war I want to sail away to a distant shore And make like an ape man.
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October 29th, 2014, 10:20 AM | #593 |
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I get this feeling a few times a week
A Thousand Miles From Nowhere I'm a thousand miles from nowhere Time don't matter to me 'Cause I'm a thousand miles from nowhere And there's no place I want to be I got heartaches in my pocket I got echoes in my head And all that I keep hearing Are the cruel, cruel things that you said I'm a thousand miles from nowhere Time don't matter to me 'Cause I'm a thousand miles from nowhere And there's no place I want to be Oh, I Oh, I Oh, I Oh, I Oh, I Oh, I I've got bruises on my memory I've got tear stains on my hands And in the mirror there's a vision Of what used to be a man I'm a thousand miles from nowhere Time don't matter to me 'Cause I'm a thousand miles from nowhere And there's no place I want to be I'm a thousand miles from nowhere Time don't matter to me 'Cause I'm a thousand miles from nowhere And there's no place I want to be Oh, I I'm a thousand miles from nowhere I'm a thousand miles from nowhere I'm a thousand I'm a thousand
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November 12th, 2014, 04:19 PM | #594 |
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"Panic"
Panic on the streets of London Panic on the streets of Birmingham I wonder to myself Could life ever be sane again? The Leeds side-streets that you slip down I wonder to myself Hopes may rise on the Grasmere But Honey Pie, you're not safe here So you run down To the safety of the town But there's Panic on the streets of Carlisle Dublin, Dundee, Humberside I wonder to myself Burn down the disco Etc...
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This really describes life now. Originally by William Bell & Booker T. Jones, Made famous by Albert King, but best version by one of my favorite bands Cream.
"Born Under A Bad Sign" Born under a bad sign I've been down since I began to crawl It wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all Bad luck and trouble's my only friend I've been down ever since I was ten Born under a bad sign I've been down since I began to crawl If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all You know, wine and women is all I crave A big bad woman, who gonna carry me to my grave Born under a bad sign I've been down since I began to crawl If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all Bad luck and troubles, they're my only friend I've been down ever since I was ten Born under a bad sign I've been down since I began to crawl If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck If it wasn't for real bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all Born under a bad sign Born under a bad sign |
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On Jubilee Street there was a girl named Bee She had a history but she had no past When they shut her down the Russians moved in Now I'm too scared, I'm too scared to even walk on past She used to say all those good people down on Jubilee Street They ought to practice what they preach Yeah they ought to practice just what they preach Those good people on Jubilee Street And here I come up the hill, I'm pushing my wheel of love I got love in my tummy and a tiny little pain And a 10 ton catastrophe on a 60 pound chain And I'm pushing my wheel of love up Jubilee Street Ah, look at me now The problem was she had a little black book And my name was written on every page Well a girl's got to make ends meet even down on Jubilee Street I was out of place and time and over the hill and out of my mind On Jubilee Street I ought to practice what I preach These days I go downtown in my tie and tails I got a foetus on a leash I am alone now I am beyond recriminations Curtains are shut Furniture has gone I'm transforming I'm vibrating I'm glowing I'm flying Look at me now I'm flying Look at me now |
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A Ride Back Home Hey Jesus can you give me a ride back home I've been out here in this world too long on my own I won't bother you no more If you can just get me in the door Hey Jesus can you give me a ride back home When I started out I was so young and so strong I just let it roll off my back when things went wrong Now it's starting to get to me All of this inhumanity Hey Jesus can you give me a ride back home You wouldn't know it by looking at me now But I was showing some promise once upon a time But it's gone now And it ain't coming back My time's come and gone It's as simple as that Hey Jesus this world is just too troublesome for me I try to fight off all these devils but I'm just too weak When I'm out here walking all alone I feel like taking my life but I won't Too big a coward, can you give me a ride back home Hey Jesus can you give me a ride back home Hey Jesus can you give me a ride back home Almost down to begging now
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Dick Gaughan I walked from Ypres to Passchendale In the first gray days of spring, Through flatland fields where life goes on And carefree children sing. Round rows of ancient tombstones Where a generation lies, And at last I understood Why old men cry. My mother's father walked these fields Some eighty years ago. He was half the age that I am now No way that he could know, That his unborn grandchild someday Would cross his path this way And stand here Where his fallen comrades lay. He'd been dead a quarter century By the time that I was born, The mustard gas which swept the trenches Ripped apart his lungs, Another name and number Among millions there who died, And at last I understood Why old men cry. I walked from Leith to Newtongrange At the turning of the year, Through desolate communities And faces gaunt with fear, Past bleak, abandoned pitheads Where rich seams of coal still lie, And at last I understood Why old men cry. My father helped to win the coal That lay neath Lothian's soil. A life of bitter hardship The reward for years of toil, But he tried to teach his children There was more to life than this Working all your life To make some fat cat rich. I walked from Garve to Ullapool As the dawn light kissed the earth, And breathed the awesome beauty Of this land that gave me birth, I looked into the future Saw a people proud and free As I looked along Loch Broom Out to the sea...... Written and performed by Dick Gaughan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk06k64ZyJc Lost I suppose is the feeling at the moment.........
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