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August 25th, 2017, 11:20 AM	#2431
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MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	It then started crying. Geez I`d said "No offense" first... Or had planned on doing so until remembered couldn't be bothered 4174 ~ I want to see other people. Yes different to you. As in actual human female looking ones. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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August 25th, 2017, 03:14 PM	#2433
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4174 ~ I want to see other people. Yes different to you. As in actual human female looking ones.

4174b "You know.. The ones who have TWO legs and still have their real teeth.."

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August 26th, 2017, 07:54 AM	#2435
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August 26th, 2017, 02:46 PM	#2436
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,744 Times in 60,308 Posts	Fuck Pig 4177 اللعنة خنزير !!! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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August 27th, 2017, 07:35 PM	#2437
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August 28th, 2017, 12:39 PM	#2438
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September 2nd, 2017, 01:21 AM	#2439
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,744 Times in 60,308 Posts	4180 Lacking romance ??? OK, how about dinner and a movie You can make my dinner and I'll film ya making it __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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