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April 12th, 2024, 01:45 PM	#1571
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,758 Thanks: 3,493,497 Thanked 344,254 Times in 29,872 Posts	Swallowing your babies is fatal. __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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Swallowing your babies is fatal.

What flavour? I like the green ones the best

Stick Out Tongue

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What flavour? I like the green ones the best

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Yellow ones with Teriyaki Sauce

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Yellow ones with Teriyaki Sauce

Don't try to smuggle poop into another country

Nurse!!! He's off his meds again

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April 16th, 2024, 01:40 PM	#1575
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April 17th, 2024, 02:57 AM	#1576
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,244 Thanks: 42,269 Thanked 60,708 Times in 7,461 Posts	There are more important things in life than toilet paper.........until you run out __________________ But then again, I am a complete moron

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There are more important things in life than toilet paper.........until you run out

You never realize what you have until it's gone. Toilet paper, for example.

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You never realize what you have until it's gone. Toilet paper, for example.

To be perfectly clear, you do flush it after you have used it

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You never realize what you have until it's gone. .

A porcelain paradise and a shitty arse to wipe.

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Political parties are like toilet paper. Whichever side you select, you end up getting shit

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Could also be posted in Words of Wisdom.

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