The Great Great Pizza Thread

[Eric Cartman]

[Eric Cartman]

I Got A Free Pizza For Christmas *







* Wait for the song!

[movieman88]

Craving some Buffalo Chicken Pizza these last 2 days...

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by movieman88

Craving some Buffalo Chicken Pizza these last 2 days...

For sharing

Not that I would , if had my meaty white knuckled hands around this delicious beauty



Huh , there`s a girl in the photo you say

Hadn't noticed

[Estreeter]

G'Day mamazboy

Originally Posted by mamazboy

Hi, my name is Mort, and I'm a pizzaholic.

Originally Posted by mamazboy

It's been six weeks since my last slice.

I feel and share your pain It's been about 8 weeks since mine, not out of choice but umm, we'll call it a medical condition, but won't be long before I can

Originally Posted by mamazboy

The holidays are an especially tough time for me and I'm feelin' the needin' for a meetin'. I hope you blokes don't mind me sitting in and sharing my pizza feelings.

I'm always all ears with regard to the greatest food

Originally Posted by mamazboy

And the "P" word has been banned in the house till after the holidays.

If a female made that rule
1, Disregard Rule
2, Divorce

Originally Posted by mamazboy

To me, pizza is a bit like sex: I want to indulge waay too often, love it all different kinds of ways, can't stop once I get started, and that it leaves a satisfying grin on my sloppy face. So, until sometime next week, I'll have to put up with only having sex.

I've said this before,
If a year ago today I had my past pizza and also a tear ago today I last had sex, but today I can have both but am able to only chose 1, pizza wins hands down , she can wait

Originally Posted by mamazboy

Except broccoli. That's just wrong.

That's a sin

Originally Posted by mamazboy

Thank you. I feel better already.

Mate, just go and get one, disregard that stupid rule, you'll feel a lot better

[tygrkhat40]

Mort, take E's advice. Slip out at lunch and get a couple of slices. Remember, here at PU (Pizzaholics Unanimous, bad abbreivation, I know), we actively strive to make sure our members get what they need; unlike AA which strives to keep people away from alcohol.

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

unlike AA which strives to keep people away from alcohol.

They do I thought AA stood for Alcohol Always That's what tabler said happens at his AA meetings

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by mamazboy

I'm going to try and tough it out.

And lead us to temptation
and deliver us to good



resistance is futile

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by mamazboy

Away Demon!

Originally Posted by mamazboy

At least until tomorrow.

One of the rules of this entire forum is you must obey a Mods directive
So,



all of it, not a crumb to be left behind

[Brecht]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

And lead us to temptation
and deliver us to good



resistance is futile

Mate, since I want you to be with us for many more years to come, I've brought some help:



Repeat these words after Master Splinter. He's applying an ancient form of mind control called Kung Pao.

Btw, I also asked him to use this hypnotic method to turn you into a communist.