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Old 10-19-2017, 10:10 AM   #501
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Old 10-19-2017, 12:14 PM   #503
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I have just had a very informative conversation with SpEffects - according to him you can catch HIV by running naked thru The House of Lords
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Mal Hombre says that his other job is as a machinist, but actually he is a prison guard in one of southern England's prison's for the worst, violent criminals, and Mal likes to go into this small room with other guards to daily whip those prisoners who constantly make trouble and break laws. This is how Mal became so good at banning spammers and other wicked members on V.E.F.
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Estreeter used to be a professional golfer, but he was caught cheating by an official and was permanently banned from golfing professionally ever again. Now he can only go to public golf courses, and as a result has become very arrogant and aggressive
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