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October 30th, 2009, 08:06 AM | #1 |
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Who's the World's Most Beautiful Woman?
This is nonsense but who doesn't get Googled out over it? At a certain point, the many candidates are so beautiful that it's almost impossible to distinguish among them. And the conventional choices are just that, conventional, and dispiritingly influenced by media or celebrity.
My candidates are (were) a sixteen year old from high school whose looks kayoed me when I first saw her on the steps of our gym (think of Priscilla Presley on her best day, tender innocence body, tits lifting her gingham blouse, perfection in every feature, still haunted by her) and a naked dancer on 54th Street in 1980 (Latin, flawless, topless, initially bottomless, who asked me not to bite her nipples when we first sat down together, looked like Samantha Shamal but way way prettier, couldn't believe we made out together ($80), wish my credit card hadn't expired, would have gone for the full boat). Current choice: Lisa Marie Presley on a good day, if she ever has a good day. Otherwise, Petra Nemcova. Free Image Hosting by ImageBam.com Last edited by mschaeffer33; October 31st, 2009 at 12:10 AM.. Reason: Image Host |
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October 30th, 2009, 10:56 AM | #2 |
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True this thread is nonsense , but then most things are around us. Also it`s impossible for me to name just one woman as most beautiful , so i won`t attempt it . But i`ll thank you just the same , although that`s more for the Lisa Marie quip
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Amen to that
Aphrodite...no arms have got to count for something To my eye the top 100 lists around seem to be more about women with high profiles who have more distortions levels between their real selves and the image they portray Interesting to see the differences between the very infrequent beautiful face lists and just your standard beautiful people top 100 As someone once quipped I've never met one in real life that lived up to her image Last edited by buttsie; October 31st, 2009 at 07:35 PM.. |
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October 31st, 2009, 05:47 AM | #4 |
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Elizabeth Taylor has often been cited as one of the worlds most classically beautiful women. Some have claimed that her features would be considered the ideal for the Hellenic woman of ancient times and she would have been equally revered then as now.
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Elizabeth Taylor?
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She's an old lady now and no-one has any right to expect her to look like she did in her prime. But she was one of the outstanding beauties of 1950s and 1960s Hollywood. Watch her opposite Spencer Tracy and Don Taylor in the 1950 version of Father Of The Bride and then tell me she looks like someone's dumpy and unglamorous auntie.
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Who's the World's Most Beautiful Woman?
My best frinds mom?
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beauty is all in the eye of the beholder
Natalie Portman...any bird that looks as good shaved as hairy has to have something going right...the action toy is just a bonus....lol Judging her with clothes on is going to give you a more realistic idea Far too many great bodies average faces make it into most top 100 lists Interesting to see who drops like a lead balloon down the ratings when their just judging by the face and not the body Last edited by buttsie; March 28th, 2018 at 07:35 PM.. Reason: removing large collage - underage pic |
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Cool then if that`s the case i nominate Kari Whurer as my personal choice Phew ,never thought i`d ever envy a cartoon of milk
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