If you had three wishes ?

MaxJoker · April 2nd, 2009, 07:46 PM

Ok it happened ,you where staggering home after a long hard day helping keep your local public house in business during these turbulent times and you slip on the pavement. Ending up flat on your back , beside a dirty looking yet shapely bong

So naturally you roll over and give it a rub , the bong that is and KAZAM a nine foot tall Bob Marley appears in a puff of smoke , which only increases in thickness as he adds to it when he exhales then speaks

"Yeeee mon , you done free me from ma slumber so now get wishes of dat triple number "

So that`s the thread , what would you wish for ?

Oh and just so you know Bob`s also wearing a day glow t-shirt with the sentence "Don`t be asking for more wishes or i tear you a new asshole , ay" written on it

diane69 · April 2nd, 2009, 08:28 PM

I'll save the rest of the male side of the human race from answering and reply on their behalf: Switchable (on/off) invisibility.

I don't think I'll need the other two wishes.

**27cows** · April 2nd, 2009, 08:39 PM

I'd go for living for ever, being irresistible to any woman I fancied and having the guitar playing genius of Jimi Hendrix.

Well, you might as well make the most of your three wishes

**imtrying** · April 2nd, 2009, 10:59 PM

Living forever is an interesting choice, but it would be a drag watching all the people you love pass on. My wishes would be: 1. To live the remainder of my life in good health and spirits. 2. Have enough money to do what I want and not have to worry about the cost. 3. A week of total carnal bliss with Jeannie Pepper.

**Jeff Vader** · April 2nd, 2009, 11:20 PM

1. The ability to have multiple orgasms. Well until you have a Bill hicks moment (aka you come so often that nothing but air comes out

)

2. Chole Vevrier, for as long as I want and she'll do what I want.

3. An unending supply of Haagen-Daaz Macadamia Nut Brittle ice cream.

diane69 · April 2nd, 2009, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeff Vader

1. The ability to have multiple orgasms.

Done that. Just need to practice, practice, practice...

svea4 · April 2nd, 2009, 11:30 PM

just one wish:

I wanna live the ever repeating day from Bill Murray`s "Groundhog Day" with Bob waking me up by shouting:

"Yeeee mon , you done free me from ma slumber so now get wishes of dat triple number "

btw

what are your three wishes GreenSkull?

Drella · April 3rd, 2009, 12:08 AM

1. Have the ability to see the future and use it mostly to blackmail people I hate.
2. Leak unlimited quantities of liquid gold from my mammary glands.
3. Be able to eat my weight in junk food and never gain an ounce.

MaxJoker · April 3rd, 2009, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by svea4

what are your three wishes GreenSkull?

Well being an annoying slightly megalomaniac sod i`d try my best to circumvent Gennie Marley's rule and think of a wish that`d more or less make me omnipotent , so if i could get away with it i`d wish for the power to control all matter right down to the molecular level. That way i could do anything even as has already been mentioned make myself immortal , only i could also make whoever i wanted immortal as well. Hmmm actually i could do almost anything apart from turn back time , in fact i would be a GOD !

Of course knowing Bob he`d probably just listen to my first wish suck his teeth , smile and say "Nice try"

There`s always wishing that Marley has short term memory loss , because then it may be possible to keep on making them without him twigging ?

Naaah he`s really tear me a new one then

So i`d try again wishing for the powers of Superman , as it`d be great to be able to fly .But i`d need the rest of his strengths including virtual invulnerability to protect myself from governments agencies attempting to catch and cut me up to see how i manage to fly . Might be more trouble than it`s worth ?. Hell there are so many things we could wish for .

Could wish for the old world peace universal love to reign , still that`d leave everybody else walking around with dreamy looks on their faces and that might annoy me after a while ?.

This is tricky , i`ll have to go think about it and get back to you.

Although i find i ponder better when in a giant bed with a drunk Girls Aloud , heeeeey

svea4 · April 3rd, 2009, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Hell there are so many things we could wish for .

This is tricky , i`ll have to go think about it and get back to you.

Although i find i ponder better when in a giant bed with a drunk Girls Aloud , heeeeey

I´m really curious about your eternal three wishes but take care of Bob

may the loud and drunk girls be with you

"Do drunken girls pass gas?" "Yas!"

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April 2nd, 2009, 08:28 PM	#2
diane69 Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 38 Thanks: 90 Thanked 325 Times in 34 Posts	I'll save the rest of the male side of the human race from answering and reply on their behalf: Switchable (on/off) invisibility. I don't think I'll need the other two wishes.

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27cows Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 368 Thanks: 9,524 Thanked 5,513 Times in 363 Posts	I'd go for living for ever, being irresistible to any woman I fancied and having the guitar playing genius of Jimi Hendrix. Well, you might as well make the most of your three wishes

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imtrying Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,068 Thanks: 14,832 Thanked 17,238 Times in 1,043 Posts	Living forever is an interesting choice, but it would be a drag watching all the people you love pass on. My wishes would be: 1. To live the remainder of my life in good health and spirits. 2. Have enough money to do what I want and not have to worry about the cost. 3. A week of total carnal bliss with Jeannie Pepper.

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Jeff Vader Moderator (Retired) Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Cheam AKA the land of Cheese and Canals Posts: 6,352 Thanks: 156,898 Thanked 140,013 Times in 6,511 Posts	1. The ability to have multiple orgasms. Well until you have a Bill hicks moment (aka you come so often that nothing but air comes out ) 2. Chole Vevrier, for as long as I want and she'll do what I want. 3. An unending supply of Haagen-Daaz Macadamia Nut Brittle ice cream.

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svea4 Blocked! Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 704 Thanks: 8,182 Thanked 7,570 Times in 713 Posts	just one wish: I wanna live the ever repeating day from Bill Murray`s "Groundhog Day" with Bob waking me up by shouting: "Yeeee mon , you done free me from ma slumber so now get wishes of dat triple number " btw what are your three wishes GreenSkull?

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Drella Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 137 Thanks: 410 Thanked 1,528 Times in 137 Posts	1. Have the ability to see the future and use it mostly to blackmail people I hate. 2. Leak unlimited quantities of liquid gold from my mammary glands. 3. Be able to eat my weight in junk food and never gain an ounce.