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November 10th, 2018, 03:09 PM | #3681 | |
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I wish to meet a friendly alien that takes me away to it's fabulous planet where I live out the rest of my life in contentment as I find out Kelly Brook has been chosen to be my life companion.
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November 12th, 2018, 01:14 AM | #3682 | |
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I wish that the Mona Lisa replica my daughter-in-law gave us turned out to be the real thing and the one in the Louvre was the fake. |
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November 18th, 2018, 02:51 AM | #3683 |
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Granted! Unfortunately, the first ones to notice are the French Directorate-General for External Security (DGSE) who are not amused by your daughter-in-law making off with a national treasure.
Using the same light touch they employed to discourage Greenpeace from sending out the Rainbow Warrior, a group of DGSE agents pay you a late-night visit. Result? You, your home and everyone and everything in it, including the real Mona Lisa, are riddled with 9mm bullets and then burnt to ashes. I wish Loosegoose, Trailmaster, Bowlingreen, and @llatse@ all the happiness they deserve. |
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November 18th, 2018, 09:06 PM | #3684 | |
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I wish I had the power to travel into my favourite books and TV shows. ps:My good lady has requested that I point out, that when I say 'slid into her', I was speaking of colliding with her after sliding on the ice. Last edited by Sir Honkers; November 19th, 2018 at 05:58 AM.. |
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November 25th, 2018, 02:39 PM | #3685 | |
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Sadly all your fave TV shows are so old they're never shown anymore. I wish I could eat and drink whatever I like whenever I like yet not put on any weight
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November 27th, 2018, 09:30 PM | #3686 |
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Granted. You can eat and drink whatever you want and not put on any weight, however, the reason for this is that your metabolism is so high that all the calories are burned up before they can be stored away in your muscles and organs, thus you have to eat constantly. You once stopped eating and you started to lose weight almost right away. In just one day you lost 30 pounds. You spent your entire life savings just eating and when the money was all gone you wasted away to just a bag of bones that collapsed into a pile of bloody dust!
I want to get a phone call where this mysterious stranger wants to send me a check, tax free for $100 million dollars. I can spend the rest of my life lounging on Waikiki beach drinking Mai Tai's and paying for the greatest looking hookers all night, and I will have and use all the sex protection I need. |
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November 28th, 2018, 07:11 PM | #3687 |
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Wish granted. Unfortunately a week after you arrive in Hawaii a huge undersea quake creates a half-mile high tsunami off of Waikiki that turns you, the hookers and the Mai Tais into seaborne detritus.
I wish for an 18 year old Crissy Moran wearing only leg warmers to be sitting in my lap.
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December 8th, 2018, 05:27 PM | #3688 | |
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I wish I had a car that needed no maintenance, always started whatever the weather (and drives perfectly in any weather) and never needs to be re-fuelled or re-charged ever.
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December 10th, 2018, 06:04 AM | #3689 | |
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I wish to be alone on a beautiful tropical island with Ginger and Maryann as they were in their heyday, with no Japanese Submariners, Mad Scientists, Cannibal tribes, falling coconuts, tropical storms, volcanoes, erupting or otherwise, carnivorous animals, man-eating marine life of any kind in the lagoon or tropical...or non tropical diseases. And plenty of food and tasty, non toxic fermented jungle juice. And no well intentioned would be rescuers. |
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Wish granted, but while running joyfully towards Ginger and MaryAnn on the beach you trip and fall just right onto a sharp piece of coral. It pierces your jugular and the last thing you see is a dimming vision of Ginger with her mouth in an "O" of dismay as the blood spurts out of your neck and showers across your eyes.
I wish to know where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.
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