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Old September 4th, 2018, 12:10 PM   #3421
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This is the famous penis tree in California. It's actually a giant redwood in the Sequoia National Park. I don't know who that man is standing to the right of the penis like projection. He might just be any of the over 532,000 deranged members of VEF (although he does resemble MaxJoker). You sneaky devil Max, spending your beer money for an airplane ticket to visit California.


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Old September 4th, 2018, 12:41 PM   #3422
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Big Grin Quit trying to beat me. It`s impossible . Ok !

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Old September 4th, 2018, 12:53 PM   #3423
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I'm gay! Heaven fobid. You're the one who has a gold embossed copy of Brokeback Mountain and posters from scenes in the film plastered all over the walls in your bedroom!


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Old September 4th, 2018, 12:57 PM   #3424
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You're the one who has a gold embossed copy of Brokeback Mountain and posters from scenes in the film plastered all over the walls in your bedroom!
Well pardon me (Darn that double helping of baked bean madras ), for having an artistic bent


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Old September 5th, 2018, 11:55 AM   #3425
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Hi there. I'm Bobby the praying mantis. If you're walking in the woods you might not see me because I sometimes look like a stick. I have a voracious appetite. I eat all kinds of other insects. I usually bite their heads off first then gobble them up. I'm the first insect to win this last post!

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Old September 5th, 2018, 01:26 PM   #3426
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Big Grin So long Bobby goodbyeeeee , later loser don't cryyyyy

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The Minions have won. Yes! We beat back that horde of marauding evil Spartans sent by MaxJoker to rule the world. The world is safe again for us little folk! Yaaaaaaaaaaay

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