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350 | 21.07% |
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36 | 2.17% |
| Income tax |
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144 | 8.67% |
| This thread |
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70 | 4.21% |
| Everything |
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423 | 25.47% |
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Our neighbour is a beekeeper and has a few hives. The bee's fly onto our property & I've had them fly around me while out walking au naturel for many years now..obviously I've lived longer than most of the bee's of course but I've never had any trouble with them before.
This morning while out for my walk with just gumboots, i went to my usual contemplation spot under the gorgeous tree..very nice spot & i sat down and began my chillax session and then out of the blue, a bee flew up to me, landed just above my right eyebrow and stung me and died. No reason, just like it felt like doing it. So today, the fact that i got stung for no reason and a bee died because of its silly behaviour, annoys me quite a darn bit  |
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 In a similar vein I was sitting outside in the sun (clothed) doing a puzzle when a bloody mozzie kept buzzing me. I tried a few times to swat it to no avail until it landed on my left ball. You guessed it I gave it a mighty swat in frustration. Yep I killed it but left myself doubled up in pain.  So sweetie I do feel your pain.  |
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