What if you lived in Australia? - Page 197

**blondifan** · March 27th, 2015, 05:18 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkGWySnV0TE

Once again our illustrious PM has conveniently 'forgotten' what he said to camera less than a week ago.

Whatever happened to the "uh uhhh budget emergency"?

Personally I think that all his "uh uhh's are preceded by a silent 'f', as I cant believe I am doing this.

Honestly, if you're so keen to appear on tele everyday, get your (f)act straight!

**Motorboater** · March 27th, 2015, 12:46 PM

Malcolm Fraser's funeral today. Done in a church in the city, where I think there was a public gathering opposite. I'm actually filthy at myself for not going now. I wasn't even that far away in Brunswick as well.

**andw** · April 1st, 2015, 03:14 PM

"Google Street View flasher from Port Pirie reported for exposing breasts to camera car"

Going by the size of the blurred pixels those are some pretty floppy dachshunds...

http://anonym.to/http://www.abc.net....-in-sa/6365682

"I got to tick something else off my bucket list. I met Sam Newman and now I am on Google Maps, she said."

...somebody should do the world a favour and tip that bucket over.

**jerquer** · April 1st, 2015, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by andw

"I got to tick something else off my bucket list. I met Sam Newman and now I am on Google Maps, she said."

Wow. Such soaring ambition.

**Dr Pepper** · April 1st, 2015, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jerquer

Wow. Such soaring ambition.

No doubt her school reports read something along the lines of:

"sets consistently low standards and struggles to achieve them....."

**SanteeFats** · April 1st, 2015, 08:48 PM

I would definitely watched where I pulled over.

**SanteeFats** · April 1st, 2015, 08:51 PM

UMM Estreeter I don't mean to pry but is this you?

**SanteeFats** · April 1st, 2015, 08:57 PM

Just how big and bad are the spiders there?

**Dropped52** · April 2nd, 2015, 03:47 AM

I'd pee on a lemon tree like burt Munro did, the guy who rode the Indian motorcycle at Bonneville. The critters wouldn't scare me there but a friend of mine that is from there told me about his families ranch and how you could drive all day and never reach a town and god forbid you run out of gas tour screwed. Also he said the cost of a Toyota hilux, which you can't get here in the states for some stupid reason, is over 40k! Holy crap!

**blondifan** · April 3rd, 2015, 12:20 AM

I wonder if there are any plans to change the national anthem?

Quote:

"For those who've come across the seas, We've boundless plains to share"

An Iranian asylum seeker says his five-year-old daughter has been attempting suicide because she does not want to go back to Nauru. http://australiaplus.com/internation...r-says/1430780

March 27th, 2015, 05:18 AM	#1961
blondifan Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,406 Thanks: 55,000 Thanked 60,211 Times in 4,401 Posts	... it's happened again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkGWySnV0TE Once again our illustrious PM has conveniently 'forgotten' what he said to camera less than a week ago. Whatever happened to the "uh uhhh budget emergency"? Personally I think that all his "uh uhh's are preceded by a silent 'f', as I cant believe I am doing this. Honestly, if you're so keen to appear on tele everyday, get your (f)act straight!

April 1st, 2015, 03:14 PM	#1963
andw Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,869 Thanks: 1,042,888 Thanked 52,327 Times in 3,826 Posts	This week in Oz... "Google Street View flasher from Port Pirie reported for exposing breasts to camera car" Going by the size of the blurred pixels those are some pretty floppy dachshunds... http://anonym.to/http://www.abc.net....-in-sa/6365682 "I got to tick something else off my bucket list. I met Sam Newman and now I am on Google Maps, she said." ...somebody should do the world a favour and tip that bucket over.

March 27th, 2015, 12:46 PM	#1962
Motorboater Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 4,325 Thanks: 41,491 Thanked 38,250 Times in 4,299 Posts	Malcolm Fraser's funeral today. Done in a church in the city, where I think there was a public gathering opposite. I'm actually filthy at myself for not going now. I wasn't even that far away in Brunswick as well.

April 1st, 2015, 08:48 PM	#1966
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,833 Thanks: 281,852 Thanked 813,897 Times in 60,875 Posts	I would definitely watched where I pulled over.

April 1st, 2015, 08:51 PM	#1967
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,833 Thanks: 281,852 Thanked 813,897 Times in 60,875 Posts	UMM Estreeter I don't mean to pry but is this you?

April 1st, 2015, 08:57 PM	#1968
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,833 Thanks: 281,852 Thanked 813,897 Times in 60,875 Posts	Just how big and bad are the spiders there?

April 2nd, 2015, 03:47 AM	#1969
Dropped52 Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Az Posts: 928 Thanks: 18,718 Thanked 8,602 Times in 918 Posts	I'd pee on a lemon tree like burt Munro did, the guy who rode the Indian motorcycle at Bonneville. The critters wouldn't scare me there but a friend of mine that is from there told me about his families ranch and how you could drive all day and never reach a town and god forbid you run out of gas tour screwed. Also he said the cost of a Toyota hilux, which you can't get here in the states for some stupid reason, is over 40k! Holy crap!