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Old July 7th, 2009, 03:10 PM   #81
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I just moved my hairbrush so it`s at an angle on the shelf , might move it again later . Now please excuse me i've got to get back to my encyclopedia.
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Did you know that i just combed my hair , eventhough i`m not going anywhere for hours
Did you know that I have nothing to comb anymore (at least on my head ...)?

Ok, back to the real interesting facts.

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Old July 7th, 2009, 04:00 PM   #83
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Did you know that I have nothing to comb anymore (at least on my head ...)?

Ok, back to the real interesting facts.

Hey there`s a lot to be said for uninteresting facts , for one thing we now know you`re thinning on top and that i had A.D.D
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Did you know, Ive just scratched my f**king balls?.....Hmmm isnt this fun?
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Bollocks man, you made those words up, Nowt (Oh bugger me, me Geordie's cumin owt) Rhymes with orange!
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Well a bloke can dream can't he..............?????

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I'd more likely be stalked by a killer tomato...

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Did you know, Ive just scratched my f**king balls?.....Hmmm isnt this fun?
When isn`t it ?, did you know ball scratching is an age all historical tradition going back to Neanderthal man. Mind you they only copied it from their ancestors, the apes . Well at least that`s what hairsy arsed Darwin claimed in his autobiography " It`s not what it looked like, i was just checking for tics "

Now me i just say ball scratching was an example of early man logic , i mean you`re hunched over an open fire trying to boil the perfect 50 minute Pterodactyl egg . But how are you going to time it ?, hell time hasn`t even been invented yet !. So that`s where the ball touching originated , in fact as luck would have it the Time Team recently unearthed the worlds first recipe near Bognor Regis which adds conclusive proof


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Bollocks man, you made those words up, Nowt Rhymes with orange!
Well porridge rhymes with orange , if you have a speech impediment
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You obviously haven`t pushed a boat oar down ones throat then , oh they vomit alright

But row for shit , bloody Oxford
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