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Old June 13th, 2010, 11:56 AM   #501
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Some more for you...

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out....

A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside....

A snail can sleep for three years....(and I thought I was lazy...)

All polar bears are left handed.....

Butterflies taste with their feet.....

Most lipstick contains fish scales....

Porcupines float in water.....who tested that one then?

The placement of a donkey's eyes in its head enables it to see all four feet at all times.....not sure about that one!!

The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1....

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Old June 13th, 2010, 09:35 PM   #503
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A death erection, angel lust, or terminal erection is a post-mortem erection, technically a priapism, observed in the corpses of human males who have been executed, particularly by hanging. The phenomenon has been attributed to pressure on the cerebellum created by the noose. Death by hanging, whether an execution or a suicide, has been observed to affect the genitals of both men and women. In women, the labia will become engorged and there may be a discharge of blood from the vagina. In men, “a more or less complete state of erection of the penis, with discharge of urine, of mucus, or of the prostatic fluid, is a frequent occurrence … present in one case in three.” Other causes of death may also result in these effects, including fatal gunshot wounds to the brain, damage to major blood vessels, or violent death by poisoning. Forensically, a postmortem erection is an indicator that death was likely swift and violent.
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The average size of an erect penis is only 5 inches (12.8 centimetres) according to a survey conducted in 1995, which is significantly smaller than most men believe. An Italian study in 2002 discovered that, of 67 men seeking enlargement operations, all had penises well within the normal size.

( I've always subscribed to the view that mine is big eough to fill a pushchair!! )

The most common causes of injuryto the penis are, ritual circumcision, animal attacks, (presumably by little dogs that always seem to be able to only jump as high as your precious things ) bicycle accidents, & zipper injuries ( Remember that one )
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The most common causes of injury to the penis are, ritual circumcision, animal attacks, (presumably by little dogs that always seem to be able to only jump as high as your precious things ) bicycle accidents, & zipper injuries ( Remember that one )

Don`t forget misuse

I know i certainly put a crick ( I said crick) in mine last winter when i used it as a temporary scarf .


Knew i shouldn't have double tied it
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The most common causes of injuryto the penis are, ritual circumcision, animal attacks, (presumably by little dogs that always seem to be able to only jump as high as your precious things ) bicycle accidents, & zipper injuries ( Remember that one )
I bet there are some very bizarre causes of injury, too.
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A female ferret will die if it gets in heat and can't find a mate

An octopus will eat its own arms if hungry enough

A square mile of fertile earth has 32 million earthworms in it
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I know just how she feels.
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England's shortest monarch was the Saxon king Edgar at 5 feet,the tallest was Edward the fourth at 6 feet 4ins.
Billy the Kid was shot dead in his socks eating a sandwich.
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John F Kennedy made love in a closet while telling his mistress about another president who did the same. That President being Warren G. Harding, whose hysterical wife was attacking the secret service agent outside the White House office at the time. Franklin D. Roosevelt had an affair with the first lady’s personal secretary. Lyndon B. Johnson made love to a secretary on the oval office desk. Bill Clinton’s contribution – with ardent assistance by Monica Lewinsky – is well publicized but taking the cake is John F Kennedy, who is said to have smoked marijuana with a nude playgirl while he joked about being too wasted to “push the button” in case of nuclear attack.


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