The corrupt a wish game

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by smackthat

Granted, so now Herman Cain keeps talking about his new tax plan being 6-6-6 and the Devil gets conjured up and everything goes to the proverbial hell in a handbasket. Ya happy now?

I wish I had gone ahead and had sex with that hot blonde chick in the Rio de Janeiro disco.

Granted.
However, we all know that not all Brazilian 'ladies' are what they seem. That paparazzi photo of you with your todger buried up to the nuts in that ladyboy's 'pussy' has become the latest viral internet meme.

I wish to have a run later on.
Corrupt that how you will.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by smackthat

I wish I had gone ahead and had sex with that hot blonde chick in the Rio de Janeiro disco.

Granted.

You`re now able to lay back on crisp white sheets and reminisce about the rampant rogering you gave her , and about what she gave you.

AIDS.




I wish i could shake some sense into you know who, over you know what .

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

I wish to have a run later on.
Corrupt that how you will.

Granted.


Tonight you walk up to a group of hoodies say " Hi queers " then ask is their mothers have got over that anal hammering you gave them the night before , and that they still owe you the money for taking them to heaven and back.

Run forest ruuuuuun !


I wish i could shake some sense into you know who, over you know what .

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

I wish i could shake some sense into you know who, over you know what .

Granted.
Your bullying attitude toward their infirm patients force the nurses to have you permanently banned from ever visiting the geriatric ward. You only made 17 pence profit and a Werther's Original covered in fluff on your last visit anyhow.

I wish I owned my own maglev train line.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

I wish I owned my own maglev train line.

Granted.


You now do. Although you have to wait a while before playing with it as on the box it says for ages between One and Two .


I wish i was the star of a world wide smash sit com.

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

I wish i was the star of a world wide smash sit com.

Granted.

You are Drooper out of The Banana Splits.

I wish Margaret Thatcher another fifty years of life in good health.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

I wish Margaret Thatcher another fifty years of life in good health.

Granted.

I wish the world wasn't going to end in 2012.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by luddite

Granted.

Hey you`re supposed to ruin the wish !

Mind you i guess Thatch living that long ruins it for everyone which kinda counts.

Originally Posted by luddite

I wish the world wasn't going to end in 2012.

Granted.


It`ll now end at the end of this month.


I wish i could breath underwater.

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Hey you`re supposed to ruin the wish !

I wish i could breath underwater.

Granted.
You're trapped on the seabed in a nineteenth century diving suit. I hope your friends on the surface are able to keep pumping air.

I wish for a new laptop.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

I wish for a new laptop.

Granted.


You`re now the happy owner of a brand new Dell 500.

Which is exactly how many minutes it`ll keep working before exploding in a ball of flames and low quality components .


I wish my old overused joints didn't ache so much.