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I wish my masseuse looked like Shauna Grant and gave me massages while she was nude.
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As you wish. You're in SeaWorld. You're in a small, comfined space, you're not getting any whale tail, but you're well fed.
I wish I was a porn stud in the 1980's.
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Granted. You were a mildly successful gay porno stud named Johny Bottoms. Only one of your films has stood the test of time. During the 80's the Olympics Ping Pong Championship between China and South Korea sets off a ping pong craze through out the world. Of course porn companies always capitalize on the latest trends. They create the movie "Ping Pong Pals". Your amazing feats with a ping pong ball are still talked about today in gay clubs all over the world.
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Granted. The paint job is rusted off, the engine and tires are missing, but the nameplate is pristine, and all your neighbors think you stole the nameplate and put it on a junker to make yourself feel better, so they constantly harass you about it.
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Granted. All is forgiven. Just not forgoten. Not. FORGOTTEN.
I wish I was a black belt in kung fu.
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Granted. Your deck is hollow and it contains nothing and does nothing. BUT Since I believe what you meant to type was "Holo-Deck" as in "Hologram" that is granted as well. However your starship is commanded by a certain "Captain Disney" and the holograms are limited to Princesses who are unconscious, ugly dwarfs and animals who talk. I wish I could get rid of this crappy cold.
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