What if you lived in Australia?

[palo5]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

MCG = Melbourne Cricket Ground

Bay 13 = A stand in the ground famous for Err, drinking alcohol excessively

Romanov =

I knew MCG, and of course I not a Romanov, hehehe!

Bay 13 I didn't know - do they drink so much because cricket is slow?

Maybe they should watch this game - it's faster, and you get sport & dirty fights at the same time



..and you get these

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by palo5

do they drink so much because cricket is slow?

Cricket is a hot summer game, Except in England where it's played during a rainy cold summer ..........So on a hot day at the cricket, beer, beer and more cold beer .......You'd fit in perfect

[palo5]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

.......So on a hot day at the cricket, beer, beer and more cold beer .......You'd fit in perfect

Are you sure? Sports crowds are better avoided, imho. And anyway, I never drink before 07:00. When does cricket start? It must be early because they play so long

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by palo5

anyway, I never drink before 07:00.

I heard you never drink before 07:00 am.........every February 29th

[palo5]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

I heard you never drink before 07:00 am....

I didn't in Australia - family watching me all the time. Only Guantanamo is worse. You get more privacy in Lubjanka

Anyway, they don't sell booze before 09:00 where I live. It's really uncivilized. They even hide cigarettes in the stores, just like in AUS. And I can't buy my brand here - have to import them from Hamburg. Man...

[theequestrian]

I'd open up a restaurant selling Kangaroo Burgers just so I could air commercials with the tag line "Hop on down and get one in the new carry-out pouch"

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by theequestrian

I'd open up a restaurant selling Kangaroo Burgers

Some of ya might think this is sick, But fuck Skippy Destroyed my Mustang
I've eaten roo meat a few times, I quite like it, but don't all get the wrong idea, it's not eaten here as a must have once a week meal. Some restaurants serve it once in a while and it's not as if every butcher shop has it, in fact it's not seen often in butcher shops at all................But just for theequestrian....Here's your Burgers

[blondifan]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

fuck Skippy Destroyed my Mustang

I told ya not to let him drive
Haven't tried 'roo, but found wallaby too 'gamey'.

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by blondifan

I told ya not to let him drive

Yes

But he did seem friendly


But then went all psycho and wanted too kill his entire family

[vo1v0d]

I just did a search on Australia +War and got nothing useful. Obviouly your politicians are a total shower of conniving shit like the rest of the planet, but what about the decision to go to war? In the US and the UK, the decision to go to war was taken by a bunch of wankers who had never been in uniform and also had no offspring in uniform either. Do you have the same breed of "Fuck you Jack! I'm all right. Let your kids go off and fight" shithouses misruling you there? Or do any of them have a slight grip on the reality of what it is like in a real shitstorm and showed reluctance from knowledge and vote against downunda John Waynes?