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August 17th, 2017, 05:57 PM | #2421 | |
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4160b "yes, I'm sure.... PENIS.... that's P.. E.. N...." -
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August 18th, 2017, 12:21 AM | #2422 |
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4164: "I like my sex the way I like my angling, rubbered up, waist deep in a bog with my rod wafting in the breeze".
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August 18th, 2017, 11:15 AM | #2423 |
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4165 Food sex Yeah, I'll eat anywhere anytime, but I don't fuck on a full stomach .... so, bacon and eggs please, now
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August 20th, 2017, 09:20 AM | #2424 |
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4166 - Oh sh$t babe, I forgot that I was giving up sex for Lent...
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August 20th, 2017, 02:37 PM | #2425 |
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4167. Sorry I'm giving you the old noodle stab, but you're right, I don't find you as attractive as all those women you hate, I've just been lying the last 800 times you've asked me.
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August 20th, 2017, 03:44 PM | #2426 |
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4168
we gotta make this quick, I've just put the 2 minute noodles on
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August 21st, 2017, 06:34 AM | #2427 |
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4169 Hurry up, love - my soft boiled egg's nearly ready
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August 22nd, 2017, 10:01 PM | #2428 |
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August 23rd, 2017, 02:41 AM | #2429 |
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4171: "I like my sex the way I like my coffee, short and hot with a twist of bitterness at the end."
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August 25th, 2017, 08:53 AM | #2430 |
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