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Old May 26th, 2017, 05:21 PM   #131
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Old May 26th, 2017, 06:35 PM   #132
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Old July 1st, 2017, 09:50 AM   #133
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Old July 1st, 2017, 02:41 PM   #134
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Old August 20th, 2017, 05:10 PM   #135
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Well if you`re rightly stunned at that check out this erection killer



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Old August 20th, 2017, 05:24 PM   #136
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I once saw a woman in her mid-20s on Portobello Road with a large (7" X 7"?) Vivienne Westwood logo tattooed on her collarbone that disappeared into a distorted, wrinkled mess between her not-insubstantially sized tits.



Now, I'm not much of a fan of tattoos in the first place, but I guess if you were a devotee of that particular fashion designer then it's not the worst bit of graphic design you could have permanently carved into your flesh, but the sheer size and location of this abomination was mind-boggling.

Perhaps if she had small breasts it might've not been quite so horrifying, but she was probably at least a 36D.

What on earth possessed her to put it there is anyone's guess.


EDIT: Just saw this one...




PS - who was that Asian-American porn star from the '00s who had a tattoo of a penguin under a rainbow on her stomach?

I saw an interview with her in Velvet Magazine a while back.

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Old September 1st, 2017, 03:37 PM   #137
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Just find this guy !



Is too damn cocky
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Old September 8th, 2017, 04:40 PM   #138
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No need to ask if she does

Er , that`s if that is a she



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Old January 24th, 2018, 02:02 PM   #140
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Ye gads there are awful tattoos and then there are these abominations



Course I`m not including the last one in that category ,



As remembering what Mr Mercury looked like ,



It`s pretty spot on
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