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July 12th, 2018, 08:46 AM | #13531 |
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- Please, have some grapes
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July 12th, 2018, 11:13 AM | #13532 |
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It would have been a lot easier if the cave rescue had happened in Brazil,All Brazilian Soccer Players know how to dive..
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July 13th, 2018, 03:09 PM | #13533 |
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Music joke
One of my favorite chords is K#mAb7, but I don´t know how to fret it yet.
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July 13th, 2018, 03:23 PM | #13534 |
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July 14th, 2018, 01:03 PM | #13535 |
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Friend of mine told me he's screwing his girlfriend and her twin ,
Asked how he could tell them apart ? , Said her brother's got a mustache.
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July 14th, 2018, 02:15 PM | #13536 |
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My brother just married siamese twins.
He loves her, hates him. |
July 14th, 2018, 02:21 PM | #13537 |
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Getting Your Money's Worth
A man away for weeks on business goes into a local whorehouse and throws $100 down on the counter, then says to the madame, "Give me the worst lay you have!" The madame picks up the money, sticks it in her brassiere, and comments, "Sir...for $100 you could get our best." Then the man answers, "Hey...I'm not horny. I'm homesick!"
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July 14th, 2018, 04:01 PM | #13538 |
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At least she's guaranteed a threesome every night.
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July 14th, 2018, 04:02 PM | #13539 |
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Hear about the Irishman who bought a Gun Dog.
Broke its back trying to load it.
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July 14th, 2018, 09:59 PM | #13540 |
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How do you get a sweet old lady to yell: ''Go fuck yourself!''?
Get another sweet old lady to yell:''bingo!''
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