Tell A Lie About A Fellow Member - Page 239

**tygrkhat40** · March 10th, 2018, 02:33 PM

kelio rescued a beautiful girl from drowning. She was so grateful, she said she'd do anything for him. She'll be back tomorrow to finish fixing the roof.

**palo5** · March 10th, 2018, 07:42 PM

I didn't know that legitimate gay, psychopathic, capitalist pizza-lovers existed before I came here

**ball7** · March 10th, 2018, 08:06 PM

Eric Cartman once swapped his teen daughter for a six pack of Miller Lite.

Estreeter · March 12th, 2018, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by palo5

I didn't know that legitimate gay, psychopathic, capitalist pizza-lovers existed before I came here

Does anybody think our Comrade forgot to mention when he learned of this he was pleasantly surprised and automatically sent such a member as he described a friendship request and he even forgave that described member for issuing him an official warning

I love it when the important details are left out

**wimbo77** · March 12th, 2018, 01:03 PM

Maxjoker, just days before, had zipped up and password protected one of his most famous monumental dumps ready for posting on V.E.F

**palo5** · March 12th, 2018, 03:36 PM

Estreeter bought himself a full-size Justin Bieber sex doll for his birthday. It has a 25 cm erectable johnson, and a cream tank to provide those "special moments". He can turn it up so it shoots like a firehose. He's thrilled with it!

Estreeter · March 12th, 2018, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by palo5

Estreeter bought himself a full-size Justin Bieber sex doll for his birthday. It has a 25 cm erectable johnson, and a cream tank to provide those "special moments". He can turn it up so it shoots like a firehose. He's thrilled with it!

Justin Beiber bought a palo5 sex doll, a Vintage one, made in the old USSR, but typical of the quality of things made in the USSR, it burst at half the recommended pressure

Mr Beiber don't know how lucky he is

**palo5** · March 12th, 2018, 04:01 PM

Sandhunter works in an old-folks home. When they are sleeping, he finds their booze stashes and steals them. He knows they can't complain

**ball7** · March 12th, 2018, 06:57 PM

Trailmaster's real name is an anagram of "ass bandit"

**sandhunter** · March 12th, 2018, 09:20 PM

Estreeter has been to every Justin Beiber Concert , and Justin has a restraining order out against Estreeter , who must stay at least 1000 meters away

March 10th, 2018, 02:33 PM	#2381
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March 12th, 2018, 01:03 PM	#2385
wimbo77 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 9,115 Thanks: 130,160 Thanked 144,381 Times in 9,160 Posts	Maxjoker, just days before, had zipped up and password protected one of his most famous monumental dumps ready for posting on V.E.F __________________

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March 10th, 2018, 07:42 PM	#2382
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	I didn't know that legitimate gay, psychopathic, capitalist pizza-lovers existed before I came here

March 10th, 2018, 08:06 PM	#2383
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,285 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	Eric Cartman once swapped his teen daughter for a six pack of Miller Lite.

March 12th, 2018, 03:36 PM	#2386
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	Estreeter bought himself a full-size Justin Bieber sex doll for his birthday. It has a 25 cm erectable johnson, and a cream tank to provide those "special moments". He can turn it up so it shoots like a firehose. He's thrilled with it!

March 12th, 2018, 04:01 PM	#2388
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	Sandhunter works in an old-folks home. When they are sleeping, he finds their booze stashes and steals them. He knows they can't complain

March 12th, 2018, 06:57 PM	#2389
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,285 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	Trailmaster's real name is an anagram of "ass bandit"

March 12th, 2018, 09:20 PM	#2390
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,312 Times in 13,886 Posts	Estreeter has been to every Justin Beiber Concert , and Justin has a restraining order out against Estreeter , who must stay at least 1000 meters away