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Aaron · April 12th, 2019, 08:43 PM

You never appreciate what you have until it is gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

**effCup** · April 12th, 2019, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

A reference to Brexit, perhaps?

**trailmaster** · April 13th, 2019, 11:44 AM

Wilfred had just learned his ABCs and was very scared of reciting them in front of his class. He stood in front of the class trembling and began.

"A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z." His teacher said, "Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P?

He replied, "It's running down my leg."

MaxJoker · April 13th, 2019, 05:42 PM

Bah burnt my Hawaiian pizza just now ,

Should have put it on Aloha setting.

**gedly** · April 13th, 2019, 09:47 PM

I had to quit my job as a meteorologist. I left under a cloud.

**Spruce** · April 14th, 2019, 07:37 AM

Without doubt my favourite time of day is 6.30...hands down!

Aaron · April 14th, 2019, 03:52 PM

Here's a very old one: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken had not yet evolved.

MaxJoker · April 14th, 2019, 05:47 PM

Feeling a little cocky today ,

Thanks to that hole in my pocket.

**gedly** · April 14th, 2019, 06:34 PM

A large vodka and Viagra.
When you need a stiff drink.

**effCup** · April 14th, 2019, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaron

Because the chicken had not yet evolved.

Which dinosaur built the road?

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April 12th, 2019, 08:43 PM	#14481
Aaron Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: U.S. of A. Posts: 206 Thanks: 6,639 Thanked 2,740 Times in 201 Posts	You never appreciate what you have until it is gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

April 13th, 2019, 11:44 AM	#14483
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,895 Thanks: 1,328,998 Thanked 707,186 Times in 60,069 Posts	Wilfred had just learned his ABCs and was very scared of reciting them in front of his class. He stood in front of the class trembling and began. "A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z." His teacher said, "Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P? He replied, "It's running down my leg."

April 13th, 2019, 09:47 PM	#14485
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,879 Thanked 69,309 Times in 3,171 Posts	I had to quit my job as a meteorologist. I left under a cloud.

April 14th, 2019, 07:37 AM	#14486
Spruce Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 12,491 Thanks: 48,600 Thanked 646,884 Times in 13,003 Posts	Without doubt my favourite time of day is 6.30...hands down!

April 14th, 2019, 03:52 PM	#14487
Aaron Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: U.S. of A. Posts: 206 Thanks: 6,639 Thanked 2,740 Times in 201 Posts	Here's a very old one: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken had not yet evolved.

April 14th, 2019, 06:34 PM	#14489
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,879 Thanked 69,309 Times in 3,171 Posts	A large vodka and Viagra. When you need a stiff drink.