What if you lived in Australia?

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by palo5

But it's not true - they are really great people, but none of them can do this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS8jHfbcme8

(only 60 seconds)

I hope he boiled some Frankfurts in there before that spectacle .... What a waste of water

[palo5]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

I hope he boiled some Frankfurts in there before that spectacle .... What a waste of water

Not a waste, Comrade - unlike in Australia, he can go down and pick it back up in the same can. Snow is free, you see

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by palo5

Not a waste, Comrade - unlike in Australia, he can go down and pick it back up in the same can. Snow is free, you see

If that bloke was an Aussie, He'd have sent his Missus down to get it And then too the bottle shop for some beer

[palo5]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

If that bloke was an Aussie, He'd have sent his Missus down to get it And then too the bottle shop for some beer

If he was a Russian Aussie, he'd have sent someone else's Missus

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by palo5

If he was a Russian Aussie, he'd have sent someone else's Missus

Ah You mean like Tim Mathieson's Missus



And then tell her to not bother coming back, even if she had beer

[palo5]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Ah You mean like Tim Mathieson's Missus



And then tell her to not bother coming back, even if she had beer

Hahaha!

No, a Russian would find another woman because his own wife wouldn't do it

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by blondifan

... and you wonder why i like Blondi?

Not me my NZ mate.

I`ve seen her

[blondifan]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Not me my NZ mate.

I`ve seen her

Well, you were quick

and i somehow posted to the wrong thread..

which probably explains something.. like why my keyboard still works upside down when obviously i wasn't meant to.

Uh! New Zealand is over thataway... no, i think it's thataway

[Estreeter]

What if you lived in Australia?

Well, I have it on good authority , at the time of posting this, Aussies would not be thinking of their freezing Comrades North of the equator.

Not because they don't care, only because most would still be suffering hangovers caused by warm and hot days spent drinking and BBQ'ing during the Christmas / New Year period

[palo5]

...you would never learn to swim like this



...or this



...and your girls could be arrested if they swam like this



On the other hand... you could have other problems

Shark scare closes Bondi Beach

"...a 2.5 metre white shark returned to roam waters off Dee Why and Long Reef beaches after taking a chunk out of a lifeguard’s surfboard on Sunday..."

Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/environment/an...#ixzz2GjsWEUQN