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Old 09-27-2017, 09:25 PM   #721
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715. Most Teen Horror Films.
No one smokes, but at least one of the group will have matches or a lighter. Matches that never get damp even if they have been underwater or a lighter (always a zippo) that never runs out of petrol or flint, even if found after years of disuse. Megawatt light output comes as standard too.
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Old 09-28-2017, 04:21 PM   #722
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716. All women in the movies (and on TV) wear quite substantial underwear under the night clothes. This is the only reason I can think of that Sarah Michelle Geller's nipples were never out and about on the many occasions Buffy was in her jimjams....).
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717. Keep away from the greenhouse
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718: The last two hours was all just a dream...psycho music....or was it!!!!!!!
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718: The last two hours was all just a dream...psycho music....or was it!!!!!!!
Sounds like Human Centipede 2, child crying instead of psycho music.
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719. A necklace is never removed from the wearer's neck by unfastening the clasp, but always by breaking it with a sharp tug.
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720 scientists can only do science stuff if they are wearing white coats
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721: In the morning when a male character is half-way through shaving, there will be a phone call or a knock at the door and the character has to rush off somewhere with only time to wipe off the shaving foam, but BOTH sides of his face will look exactly the same with the exact same amount of facial hair.
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722. In a car chase, several police cars will end up on their roof. They need to remove the mortar device from underneath them on servicing!
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723-And if they are in a room with lots of computor technology the computors will have lots of flashing lights and make whirring/bleeping noises.
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