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Old 06-24-2017, 11:44 PM   #711
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712 . Action hero with a pistol takes on a gang of baddies armed with sub machine guns . He kills them one by one , leaves their weapons and ammo lying on the ground , and when he gets chief bad guy in his sights his gun goes .. click .
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711. Superheroes and superspies are exclusively white guys. However, they will have a black best friend/sidekick, who can be swapped out and they won't even notice. (Ironman, Ironman 2, Captain America, Mission Impossible, Total Recall, James Bond etc).
To be fair, the black sidekick in James Bond was white for 40 years!
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Any laptop instantly comes on when opened,no login password is ever required and the battery will never be flat so need to plug in.

If being rebooted then this obviously takes nanoseconds
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Old 06-25-2017, 05:46 PM   #714
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714. Any computer specialist (or teenage hacker) can hit about 45 keys and get into any system in the world, and pull up an image of car registration number reflected in a can of coke 500 metres away.
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715. CCTV footage taken with ancient equipment can always be superbly enhanced by specialists like the CIA, FBI or some hippy geek in a run down apartment. They will turn blurred distant images of suspects into near perfect studio portraits, or make passing number plates, recorded under impossible circumstances instantly readable.
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Isn't that what I said (sic) but using almost exclusively different words.

716. and an addendum to 711. All the good guys, especially the women are very attractive, whereas the bad guys are usually huge, covered in tats, take drugs, are often meglomaniacle Brits, violent Eastern Europeans, often Russian, and if not those are black.
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No matter in what city or location when a car arrives at a scene there will always be at least one car space available right outside,most likely two so as to avoid prallel parking.
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To be fair, the black sidekick in James Bond was white for 40 years!
"Quarrel, fetch my shoes." Sean Connery in Dr. No.
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No matter in what city or location when a car arrives at a scene there will always be at least one car space available right outside,most likely two so as to avoid prallel parking.
As proven so well in the movie Scarface. Who knew there is ample curbside parking on Ocean Boulevard running along Miami Beach? Oh, and during bikini season too.
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712 - Aliens have an almost perfect command of the English language.
713 - Aliens preferred primary invasion site is almost always the USA
714 - A lack of oxygen and indeed the near vacuum of space almost always has no effect on cast characters.
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