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Old 10-27-2016, 09:12 AM   #691
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694 ~ People in the middle ages had capped teeth
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Is that the same as middle aged people having capped teeth?

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695 ~ Eyeliner was invented in the middle ages
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696 ~ Hair extensions first came to prominence in the middle ages
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698 Life is more incredible than movies. Much more.
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699. Uncle Sam puts his hand in your shirt and squeezes your tit,til it's purple.

700. Andy Dufresne would look funnier, sucking Hadley's dick, with no teeth.
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700 Every chair, no matter how solid will break into 100 pieces minimum when smashed across a humans torso

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How about Homer Simpson?

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701. (or 702 if Estreeter hadn't gone back one) All submarines operate in clear water with no fish or other sea creatures.
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Every drink in a wild west saloon was priced so that it could be payed with just one coin. Change was not invented yet.

A sniper hidden on the first story of a building gets shot by the hero and the impact of the bullet always makes him fall out of the window. Never inside the room.

Small wild west sheriif's offices have a single jail with one door, but there are never less than five keys on the jailer's key ring.

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