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Old 09-17-2016, 03:30 PM   #671
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And on the alien theme, I noticed on the movies that whenever aliens land on Earth, they never play a round of golf with our leaders Boring assholes
Actually, the Aliens are right -- what's the point playing a boring game with a boring, bought politician?

Putin doesn't play golf, you know. But he isn't bought
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678: When the surviving characters of a horror film find a vehicle to escape in, they drive way too fast, run off the road and hit a tree allowing the monster to knock off a few more of them.
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679. We need music to tell us when it's thrilling, dangerous, horrifying or lovely. Otherwise we'd be too dumb to know
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Old 10-09-2016, 03:00 PM   #674
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680=Whenever a woman sees something scary/horrible their first instinct is to SCREAM!

Why do women always scream when they see something horrible/frightening? Men don't usually do it.
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Why do women always scream when they see something horrible/frightening?
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681: Films are always more interesting and exciting when viewed from the perspective of a cam operated by a complete amateur...with out of focus views and jerky movements thoughout the entire movie; e.g. "Blair Witch Project."
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682, jump into any car and you won't have to adjust the seat.
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682, jump into any car and you won't have to adjust the seat.
683=Also, even if you do have a key you can always find the ignition switch, even in complete darkness, and you wont fiddle around trying to put the key in.
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684 (maybe been done before) - Stalking a woman always works. Nearly always.
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685. Despite being told over the radio to abort the mission and turn back, there will always be one pilot or one bomber crew that will ignore the order, carry on and successfully engage or bomb the target and then, when reprimanded on returning to base for disobeying the order, will say they never heard the order due to radio malfunction.
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