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Old 06-22-2011, 08:03 PM   #21
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I'd like to buy my Australian and American friends, a Pork Pie and a Beer...


So you will understand why a pie doesn't have to be hot, and a beer hasn't got to be cold....
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Old 06-22-2011, 09:14 PM   #22
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What a considerate idea Greenskull! I am impressed with your largesse. And your generous giving as well. I too would like to give some presents to some of my fellow VEF members. Now remember everybody, it's not the gift that counts, it's how much value it has.

For you Greenskull, it would have to be something I know you would enjoy. I feel that you sometimes have the desire to lay waste to nearly everything that gets in your path. It may be people, things or even the whole of Norwich that need some corrective measures. So for you:



No, that is not me relieving myself after my recent trip to Bangkok.


Estreeter, I know things can get messy with your job. Sometimes problems arise that need to be handled quickly and quietly. I never want you to have the same problem Jimmy Conway had in Goodfellas. So for you a lifetime supply of:



Scoundrel, I know you like to garden and I have read of your struggles with some members of your collective. I know that they have been demanding more and more of your time and I honestly think that you need an assistant. I think this one may help straighten out any problems.



Tabler, I don't know where you have been lately but I think I know what you still like. They're both big, bold, tasty and filled with vodka.



I need to go back to the store and pick up gifts for some more of you.
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Old 06-23-2011, 05:09 AM   #23
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Thumbs up to all,

Ah jeez guys, who could fail to be touched by the generous & considerate nature of all our brethren.

Viva la thread

I have a feeling I'll be visiting again with personal giftettes throughout the year

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Especially for NIN , the lovely Alison Sky , or at least a perfect clone of her aged 19




Since unfortunately due to the human rights act i`m unable to buy the woman herself , also as it`s a clone she`s a bit of a blank slate personality wise so you`ll have to teach her everything.

Hope that`s alright
Alright ? !
How great is that Wow!
Such a beautifully thought-out & well placed gift, Thank You my friend - I couldn't be happier with that and to Estreeter & Norbert, my eternal thanks for your kind & personal thoughts here's mine - it's about time...

While 'my Alison' sleeps soundly in the room next to me, the dawn chorus of the English mid-summer quietens as the sky becomes lighter now, the Blackbirds have just greeted the day, and it has fallen eerily quiet.
Before the people awaken and are stirred into their daily demands, all is calm and tranquil. The Canada Geese just flew overhead in their V formation, calling encouragement to each other, they seem to row almost effortlessly through the dark blue sky. Occasionally, bullfinch, yellow tits & birds that i don't recognize are in the sycamore outside my window visiting the bird-feeder at the window for peanuts, showing off with their freshly fledged, i hear them as they call through the opened window - startling & teasing the cat into interest and a reluctant state of awakeness.

I'll continue to learn from my enigmatic ingenue, her silent grace has much to teach our modern day demands and that's what i'd like to wish for you all.
Simply disengage for a few minutes respite from the norm to step beside of your yourselves.. the surroundings that you have personally designed to your own unique demands - and appreciate. I hope my worldwide brothers find themselves warmly wrapped in your own pleasant surroundings, kith & kin.

Light rain falls on the large verdant leaves now, bringing its own sense of relaxation to the day. The pigeons begin their awakening calls and the cat demands her breakfast routine, as i sign off, the traffic begins to stir on the damp road.
There are just a few minutes twice each day that the half-light brings, share the moment with a loved one if you can - I'd better get the coffee started for my new guest.

Peace, health, & extended happiness



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Old 06-23-2011, 12:00 PM   #24
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Being the generous person that I am I have put a great deal of thought into this so here are a few of my gifts.

Estreeter .................a brewery to own, anywhere, any country, sorry the Boags brewery is taken (by me).
Numbers2667............. The ownership of Score Magazine Group so you can find all the good stuff in the archives for VEF, not to mention being able to pick the girls for the mag.
GreenSkull ................An endless supply of long range tomahawk cruise missles should satisfy your need to destroy and cause mayhem throughout the world. At least you will have even more to tell us about, like..... guess who I blew up today!
Futuro .................the birthday present you always wanted Chlo3 V3vrier naked and horny, boy are you going to have fun unwrapping her.
Greenman ................a stain glass window for your attic since your view properly sucks, and wait for it a contract builder to construct you a sun deck on your roof.
Blondifan................ you can have the Boags brewery I really prefer Cascade anyway, unless you prefer wine in which case you can have WolfBiass winery in the Barossa Sth Aus.
Nin................... How about your own forum or better still VEF????????
Sohtatexas............. Well I guess the obvious, a guitar, bugger if I would know which one, so I guess I'll just give you a gift certificate and you can fill out the details.

I suppose for the members who may need some assistance in the area of the lower naughty bits, how about a life time supply of Viagra (mind you it may shorten it if you can't keep up the pace)

I love giving presents, all the happy smiling faces.
I can just see GreenSkull trying to convert his cruise missiles from high explosive warheads to atomic or chemical ones. Futuro trying to ripe the wrapping from around Chloe with his teeth, or Estreeter running from vat to vat personally testing every single one of them to ensure that the quality control has been right.

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Old 06-23-2011, 12:13 PM   #25
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Estreeter .................a brewery to own, anywhere, any country, sorry the Boags brewery is taken (by me).


Estreeter running from vat to vat personally testing every single one of them to ensure that the quality control has been right.
Thanks Rj and you're welcome for taste tests anytime, in fact , I'll pay ya too be my quality control manager , better yet I'll get someone too deliver the sample too your home and you can work from there

For blatt, an endless supply



do with it whatever you want mate, should go well with the endless supply of pizza I'll send around
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do with it whatever you want mate, should go well with the endless supply of pizza I'll send around
Thanks for the offer, but for Blatt forget the pizza, I'm first generation Ity I make better pizzas then any pizza shop. I'll send him mine instead, with some spaghetti bolognese. Blatt may have to switch to coke zero though, don't think they make tab anymore?

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Old 06-23-2011, 12:44 PM   #27
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do with it whatever you want mate, should go well with the endless supply of pizza I'll send around
Double cheers for the pizzas but that can is a cola can and bit low on booze so i might have to sell them and by the real thing if thats alright


Heres a little gift to all my good friends on here



Ill send you all thirty four packs each which is just enough to have a decent weekend
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Old 06-23-2011, 01:19 PM   #28
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Ok, so i was a being cheap with my last gift
- I don't want it to be said that pockets are deeper than the length of my arms, so I'd like to get something practical for Estreeter - a car Boot/Trunk conversion kit,

I'm sure you'll find this useful
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I'd like to buy you all a years supply of kleenex
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In some cases I think toilet paper maybe of more use. Damn stuff never lives up to the advertisements.
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