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**jomama** · April 1st, 2024, 06:07 PM

Do you know that Cowboys don’t roll joints?
They tumble weed.

Estreeter · April 2nd, 2024, 09:21 AM

I've just been run over by a rental van.

Hertz

**jomama** · April 2nd, 2024, 01:40 PM

Why was the horse so happy?
Because he lived in a stable environment.

**tun** · April 2nd, 2024, 02:10 PM

So my girlfriend was suffering from jogger's nipple having done hours of Physical Exercise. I got her something from the supermarket which said they were for PE tit pains, but ungratefully all she said was what good are these small bread rolls?

**jafad** · April 2nd, 2024, 05:58 PM

**Sir Honkers** · April 2nd, 2024, 11:08 PM

Jack goes to his buddy Bob and says ... “I’m sleeping with the priest’s wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after mass for me?” The friend doesn’t like it but being a buddy, he agrees. After mass, Bob starts talking to the priest, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied. Finally the priest gets annoyed and asks him what he’s really up to. Bob feeling guilty, finally confesses to the priest... “My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied.” The priest smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Bob’s shoulder and says... “You better hurry home now. My wife died a year ago”.

**effCup** · April 2nd, 2024, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir Honkers

My wife died a year ago.

Are priests allowed wives?

**jomama** · April 3rd, 2024, 01:02 PM

How is life a lot like toilet paper?

You’re either on a roll or you’re taking shit from some asshole.

**Silklover** · April 4th, 2024, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by effCup

Are priests allowed wives?

Not at all!

**jomama** · April 4th, 2024, 01:24 PM

How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?
No one knows. They never get to keep the house.

April 1st, 2024, 06:07 PM	#23851
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April 2nd, 2024, 01:40 PM	#23853
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,924 Thanks: 3,500,610 Thanked 346,083 Times in 30,037 Posts	Why was the horse so happy? Because he lived in a stable environment. __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

April 3rd, 2024, 01:02 PM	#23858
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,924 Thanks: 3,500,610 Thanked 346,083 Times in 30,037 Posts	How is life a lot like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or you’re taking shit from some asshole. __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

April 4th, 2024, 01:24 PM	#23860
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,924 Thanks: 3,500,610 Thanked 346,083 Times in 30,037 Posts	How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows. They never get to keep the house. __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

April 2nd, 2024, 02:10 PM	#23854
tun Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 4,724 Thanks: 14,860 Thanked 165,646 Times in 4,743 Posts	So my girlfriend was suffering from jogger's nipple having done hours of Physical Exercise. I got her something from the supermarket which said they were for PE tit pains, but ungratefully all she said was what good are these small bread rolls?

April 2nd, 2024, 05:58 PM	#23855
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April 2nd, 2024, 11:08 PM	#23856
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,466 Thanks: 287,902 Thanked 387,710 Times in 30,422 Posts	Jack goes to his buddy Bob and says ... “I’m sleeping with the priest’s wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after mass for me?” The friend doesn’t like it but being a buddy, he agrees. After mass, Bob starts talking to the priest, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied. Finally the priest gets annoyed and asks him what he’s really up to. Bob feeling guilty, finally confesses to the priest... “My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied.” The priest smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Bob’s shoulder and says... “You better hurry home now. My wife died a year ago”.