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April 3rd, 2024, 09:37 PM	#14301
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,726 Thanks: 66,393 Thanked 210,302 Times in 15,766 Posts	Jake Gittes was born with a tail __________________ Hello, I must be going - Groucho Marx Looking for stills or scenes from the movie Agent BH 44 starring Ian Carmichael.

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April 3rd, 2024, 10:14 PM	#14302
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,396 Thanks: 42,928 Thanked 62,066 Times in 7,613 Posts	FirmNoNo has had her book delayed by her publisher. They will not print 'On Honeymoon with a Stallion' until she writes additional material mentioning her husband. __________________ But then again, I am a complete moron

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April 4th, 2024, 01:22 PM	#14303
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,924 Thanks: 3,500,610 Thanked 346,034 Times in 30,036 Posts	vo1v0d uses skunk urine body spray to attract women __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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April 4th, 2024, 02:26 PM	#14304
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,396 Thanks: 42,928 Thanked 62,066 Times in 7,613 Posts	JO is so in love with his precious toilet paper he wears adult diapers __________________ But then again, I am a complete moron

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April 4th, 2024, 02:45 PM

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I have my own deodorant so I have no need to steal yours; i just borrowed some that one time to repel bears.

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April 4th, 2024, 10:03 PM

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Jake Gittes was born with a tail

And a birthmark of 666.

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April 4th, 2024, 10:54 PM	#14307
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,726 Thanks: 66,393 Thanked 210,302 Times in 15,766 Posts	If you punch Jokerman he will suck you off for free __________________ Hello, I must be going - Groucho Marx Looking for stills or scenes from the movie Agent BH 44 starring Ian Carmichael.

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April 5th, 2024, 12:16 AM	#14308
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,924 Thanks: 3,500,610 Thanked 346,034 Times in 30,036 Posts	kelio had his clitoris circumcised __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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April 5th, 2024, 12:51 AM	#14309
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,396 Thanks: 42,928 Thanked 62,066 Times in 7,613 Posts	Razors carries a bag of pigshit around with him to remind himself of where he was living last year. __________________ But then again, I am a complete moron

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April 5th, 2024, 09:54 AM

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I was going to post Estreeter was at the same rally but self advertising with his chant "From the river to the sea my arse is always free." But as he elevated me 20 points on his esteem list to ru489 I won't do it.

I feel it my duty to inform everybody at what goes on inside the ru469 household

In there, his cats put out the kitty litter for him to use

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