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Hold the front page , and my balls !!!
Professional midget and all round uber talented toothy Tom Cruise is dating almost actress Katie Holmes
In this heroin injecting dead eyed VEF reporters opinion i wouldn`t be surprised if wedding bells weren`t soon a`coming , with a happy ever after ending to follow Truly has a blatant heterosexual ever looked more unforced of smile and deeply sincere over his feelings ,and in such a totally non-publicity chasing way to
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June 30th, 2012, 11:51 PM | #112 |
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Gaul Times 732 AD Franks Defeat Moors at Tours Martel leads the way to huge victory! Charles Martel commenting after the battle: "It was a huge win for us. A real world changer. What can I say? We gave it a 110% like we do for every battle. All the guys fought hard and today we came out with the victory. I guess the Lord was on our side. I think we now will be able to lead good Christian lives full of peace and harmony. As for the Moors, I think we can safely say that we have seen the last of them and their crazy beliefs."
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July 1st, 2012, 10:51 PM | #113 |
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July 01, 1867. We have learned today that Queen Victoria signed papers granting Canada full self governing Dominion status. Effectively giving the former colony ownership of most of the worlds fresh water, trees, minerals and more than a few beavers. In return England will receive nothing. When the Queen sobered up she asked "I signed the what, giving where to who?" "It's a fair deal." quipped former Scot and current Canadian Prime Minister John A. MacDonald. Many in attendance claim he muttered under his breath "Mary has been avenged." but this could not be confirmed. Reaction from around the world was mixed. American President Andrew Johnson asked "Didn't we just buy Canada from the Russians?" When informed they had in fact bought Alaska he said "What's the difference they're both full of moose and snow. Now pass me that Jack Daniels." Alexander II reigning Czar of Russia asked "Didn't we just sell Canada to the Americans?" When informed they had in fact sold Alaska he said "Oh well they're both full of bears and moose turd anyway. Pass the Smirnoff's" Australians reaction to the news was less than appreciative. "They get full autonomy and loads of resources and we get another boat load of convicts. That's real fair. Thanks for nothing Vicky. Pass the Fosters." French Emperor Napoleon III declared the proud Francophone would never live as subjects under Anglais rule. Shouting for all to hear "I would sooner surrender to Mexico than let that happen." When informed that they had in fact surrendered to Mexico on April 2, 1867 he pitched a fit, grabbed a bottle of Chateaux LaTour and left the party. Not talking to anyone for the rest of the night, not even the chicks. This country is less than a day old and it has half the world leaders pissed off and the other half drunk. On top of that, when reaching for more typewriter paper, I spilled my KilKenny's. You bastards. |
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July 3rd, 2012, 10:27 PM | #114 |
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Romano-Briton monarch Vortigern announced today that he has signed articles of lasting friendship with Anglo-Saxon tribal leaders Hengist and Horsa...well, King Vortigern has signed, but Hengist just carved a rune on a block of stone. In exchange for a grant of land in the Earldom of Kent, Hengist and Horsa undertake to protect post-Roman Britain from any further European threats and to knock seven bells out of any Romano-Britons nominated for special treatment by Knig Vortigern.
Future generations will profit gratefully from this example of statemanship.
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I just heard of the British siege of Fort McHenry near Baltimore. After an all night bombardment, the Americans raised an enormous ensign over the fort. Sensing that the siege had failed, the British sailed away. And I heard part of a poem by some young lawyer who witnessed the engagement from a British ship. Something about the "rockets red glare" or words to that effect. Seemed like a bunch of doggerel to me. I don't think we'll hear much of it again.
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Hold the front page , and my piles !!
Infamous ladies man Edward the 2nd has now arse-ended to the throne ,and all the smelly serfs doth be merry of spirit, although granted also totally penniless and starving to death coughing up blood.
Still at long last we have a monarch in which we can all be proud This plague suffering VEF reporter was at the scene and saw the whole coronation. I also pre-dick that our rampant rogering King shall soon have sired a handful of handsome heirs Oh and you can shove a red hot poker up my trade-mans if i`m proven wrong
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Good news ! Our Glorious King Richard has secured access for pilgrims to the Holy city of Jerusalem and is coming home.The Lion hearted Monarch sealed the deal with Saracen leader Salah Ah Din and set off for Blighty,Don't expect Him home too soon though as He has opted for the scenic route home.He'll be passing through some of Europe's most beautiful countries including Austria,We're sure that Duke Leopold has forgotten that silly business with His flag and will welcome King Richard with open arms...
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