What if you lived in Australia? - Page 396

**Motorboater** · November 27th, 2016, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

I hope that all the Australian members realize that everything I say on this thread; all my fantasies of the creatures that live in the outback and your lanquage and everything else I talk about is all in fun. That's why I always use the emoticons on many of my posts. palo5 created this thread not only for information, but to talk about Australia in a humorous way. I have the deepest respect for all the members on Vef, and all peoples of the world, and all the animals of the world.

Don't push your luck, buddy!

**trailmaster** · November 27th, 2016, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by loosegoose

Me too...well except for quokkas. I hate those smug, furry bastards. Taking their selfies and smirking like their poo don't stink.

Anyone who does not like quokkas won't be put in my will!!

**palo5** · November 27th, 2016, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

Anyone who does not like quokkas won't be put in my will!!

So? You already told us you aren't rich

**trailmaster** · November 27th, 2016, 11:49 AM

God has a wicked sense of humor and when loosegoose dies he will be re-incarnated into the above

**effCup** · November 27th, 2016, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

loosegoose re-incarnated

loosegoose --> looseleaf?
What a bind!

Estreeter · November 27th, 2016, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

Sorry TM,

I can't handle the buggers at all, there's just nothing overly dangerous about them

I need fun

**trailmaster** · November 27th, 2016, 01:11 PM

You mean you want to go over to Rottnest island with a big shotgun and blast the hell out of the quokkas. Instead of that, just go into the outback and do the same thing to the crocs, snakes, spiders, frogs, lizards, and kangaroos!!

Estreeter · November 27th, 2016, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

You mean you want to go over to Rottnest island with a big shotgun and blast the hell out of the quokkas.

No, ya have me all wrong

No fun in that, I mean fun is going to a beach and swimming with Jellyfish, having a Brown Snake on your property and not quite sure exactly where it is

That's my idea of fun

**trailmaster** · November 27th, 2016, 02:00 PM

One of these days you're going to get the shock of your life. You and wifey are at your favorite pizza restaurant and your pizza is brought to your table by the waitress and just as you are about to pick up the first slice a snake jumps out of the pizza. You and wifey and all the other customers start screaming and running for their lives, only to find out later that it was a practical joke made by another customer. The snake was made out of rubber.

**trailmaster** · November 27th, 2016, 02:10 PM

E you have a great life. A wife who loves you. A good job, supermod on VEF. Living in Austalia a great, friendly , affluent and rich nation. What more could you need, and there are of course the quokkas. If you want danger, then come to America. Leave wifey at home and you just take a walk down any american city street and you will see more crime than you can stand. You will be so scared and disillusioned that you will run back to the safety of G...g and hide under your bed.

November 27th, 2016, 11:49 AM	#3954
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,898 Thanks: 1,329,029 Thanked 707,255 Times in 60,072 Posts	God has a wicked sense of humor and when loosegoose dies he will be re-incarnated into the above Last edited by trailmaster; May 2nd, 2018 at 01:58 PM..

November 27th, 2016, 01:11 PM	#3957
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,898 Thanks: 1,329,029 Thanked 707,255 Times in 60,072 Posts	You mean you want to go over to Rottnest island with a big shotgun and blast the hell out of the quokkas. Instead of that, just go into the outback and do the same thing to the crocs, snakes, spiders, frogs, lizards, and kangaroos!!

November 27th, 2016, 02:00 PM	#3959
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,898 Thanks: 1,329,029 Thanked 707,255 Times in 60,072 Posts	One of these days you're going to get the shock of your life. You and wifey are at your favorite pizza restaurant and your pizza is brought to your table by the waitress and just as you are about to pick up the first slice a snake jumps out of the pizza. You and wifey and all the other customers start screaming and running for their lives, only to find out later that it was a practical joke made by another customer. The snake was made out of rubber.

November 27th, 2016, 02:10 PM	#3960
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,898 Thanks: 1,329,029 Thanked 707,255 Times in 60,072 Posts	E you have a great life. A wife who loves you. A good job, supermod on VEF. Living in Austalia a great, friendly , affluent and rich nation. What more could you need, and there are of course the quokkas. If you want danger, then come to America. Leave wifey at home and you just take a walk down any american city street and you will see more crime than you can stand. You will be so scared and disillusioned that you will run back to the safety of G...g and hide under your bed.